A CHRISTMAS POEM!

[WrenchClock]

I don't usually write this sort of shit because i'm not a fucking emo, but the idea was burning in my head.
Started writing this during Halloween, it felt fitting to finish it around christmas time. Still needs a bit of work though

When Santa got stuck in the chimney
He began to shout.
The Girls and Boys
Wouldn’t get any toys
If he didn’t get himself out.

When Santa got stuck in the chimney
He began to cry
The smoke from the fire
Got higher and higher
And he feared he was going to die.

When Santa got stuck in the chimney
His organs began to collapse
His lungs did hold
The gas from the coal
And his heart went into relapse.

When Santa got stuck in the chimney
He slowly passed away
The children awoke
To the cloud of black smoke
And the body is still there today.

[DiscoBallClock]

Some of the rhymes aren't very good, and the metrics are kinda flawed too, but it's not bad at all.