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Farted by HotPocketClock, December 24, 2009, 09:21:37 PM

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Slurpee

my best friend irl (he is black) has a little brother and a few years ago his little brother started lying to white people about kwanzaa traditions. usually it involves inviting whitey to celebrate kwanzaa, and instructing him to wait at the nearest body of water at midnight, when the kwanzaa boat will arrive.
the kwanzaa boat is the funniest kwanzaa joke I've ever heard. I don't know if I've even ever laughed at another one since then.

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NintendrCkolc

Does anybody seriously celebrate this?

Slurpee

Quote from: Baby Gangster;1708759Does anybody seriously celebrate this?

according to wikipedia, about 1% of black people, so basically no.

NintendrCkolc

Quote from: Slurpee;1708761according to wikipedia, about 1% of black people, so basically no.

I'd celebrate it if I knew how.

NintendrCkolc

we should make a kwanzaa collab next year

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I had Welch's Sparkling Grape Juice at the chow hall today.

Happy Kwanzaa.
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Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.