has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?

[FileCabinetClock]

FUICK YOUU

[TabascoClock]

Yo Silly Putty. Sorry bro, I went too far.

[Silly Putty Clock]

Yo Silly Putty. Sorry bro, I went too far.

No problem, this shit's easy. Check it out:

Peter Griffin walks into the Drunken Clam, sits down at the usual booth with Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire. He looks depressed.

JOE: What's the matter?

PETER: I just found out that Chris is gay!

QUAGMIRE: Damn!

JOE: That's awful!

CLEVELAND: I'm so sorry, Peter.

PETER: This is worse than that time I tried high-diving with Clint Eastwood.

(cut away)

Peter Griffin is standing on a diving board with Clint Eastwood.

PETER: Are you sure about this? It's a long way down.

CLINT: It's fine, Peter.

Peter jumps off the board, screaming. When he hits the pool, he crashes through the bottom into an underground cave, interrupting the drill scene from Total Recall by landing on Arnold Schwarzenegger, killing him.

PETER: OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

The drill machine grinds Peter into oblivion, ending Family Guy's near-decade-long domination of the nighttime television airwaves. The world is much the same, except that TV is a bit less obnoxious and a bit more entertaining. Matt Groening makes considerably more money now, and with these funds he is able to help produce five new seasons of Futurama that don't suck.

MATT GROENING: In your face, MacFarlane! In your face!

[TabascoClock]

I would watch that.

[PowerGloveClock]

if only, sillyputty, if only

[FileCabinetClock]

first 2 futurama movies owned and then...
then gay

[Silly Putty Clock]

Of course, the downside to that scenario is that with Schwarzenegger dead, California would be run by an economic girly man.

[PowerGloveClock]

k3ltr0n should run for governor of california

[Silly Putty Clock]

k3ltr0n should run for governor of california

omg ur so right id vote for her

U GO K3LTR0N

[K3LTR0N]

MY K3LTR0N SENSES ARE TINGLING AND THEY LEAD ME HERE

WHY YES I WILL RUN FOR GOVERNOR!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Silly Putty Clock]

MY K3LTR0N SENSES ARE TINGLING AND THEY LEAD ME HERE

WHY YES I WILL RUN FOR GOVERNOR!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL SPONSOR YOU WITH MY CORPORATE DOLL HAIRS

[PowerGloveClock]

I WILL SPONSOR YOU WITH MY CORPORATE DOLL HAIRS

i dunno if a doll has that many hairs

[miracle fruit]

somebody told me matt parker and trey whatever from southpark are poo pirates together can somebody confirm this

[mauserclock]

this thread contains mammoth amounts of gay

[Sheep]

i masturbate to gay porn

Me too.

[Silly Putty Clock]

this thread contains mammoth amounts of gay

Thanks a lot, you made me imagine gay mammoth sex

[mauserclock]

Thanks a lot, you made me imagine gay mammoth sex

welcome to my world BRO

[Slurpee]

holy fucking shit this thread turned out so horribly you guys are the worst posters in the entire universe