You know what

[heineken]

Dearest, bestest, Clock Crew.
I'm through.
I've bullshitted you, paralysis and shit,
But my support and love have been legit.

Your submissions and work have been inspiring,
But that doesn't stop me from retiring,
Although I've tried to play the part,
It was stupid to start off as DemonHeart.

I've been Heineken, Sky and now Football,
More than four years if I recall,
It's time to set the record straight,
I'll never start with a clean slate.

So here it is, my final words,
Saying goodbye to you sweet nerds,
I'm off to enjoy my own things now,
Meow (I sort of gave up here)

Clock Crew, I wish you the best of luck in taking over Newgrounds and the world. If you need me for anything that doesn't require sleeping with a guy I'll be happy to help. I've come to realise I could go over and over again registring new accounts whenever I get a new IP adress, but my past keeps coming back to me. Lying to you about being a cripple was probably the stupidest thing I ever did.

I'll never forgive you for making Patriot a supermod (I think I saw that a couple weeks ago but I may be wrong) but for the rest I love you guys and will never forget what you did for me. Making flash submissions for the Clock Crew became a career decision for me and changed my life for the better. I'm nearly done with my college course now and am planning to do another one once I'm done, but not after I've seen the world. Hopefully I'll meet some of you guys in South America once I go there, but maybe it's better if I don't.

I'm living on my own now, and there's a poster on my wall I made for a theatre a while back that has an AppleClock easter egg in it. I'll think of this place every time I look at it. Everybody, best of luck, and for the catholics or otherwise religious out there, god bless.

-Heineken <3


(User was banned for this post; Reason: We don't make goodbye threads round these parts. You feel like coming back you'll find you can't.)

[screwdriver_clock]

You'll come back... THEY ALL COME BACK!! THEY ALL DO!!!!

[heineken]

you still suck

Thx man that's the best I expected to be posted

You'll come back... THEY ALL COME BACK!! THEY  ALL DO!!!!

I already came back a hundred times, it's really time I gave up.
A lot of people here will agree it was time to give up the first time I left.

[GearBoxClock]

Oh man. You were so awesome. You have a squid avatar!

You can't leave while you're a squid!

[heineken]

Oh man. You were so awesome. You have a squid avatar!

You can't leave while you're a squid!

okay

[heineken]

Shocking news flash: I actually prefer almost any other brand over Heineken it's just that my underdeveloped taste in beers preferred Heineken at age 14. Heineken is flavorless shite that only tastes good when exported because apparently that's what they decide to produce quality. Grolsch, Hertog Jan or Jupiler please.

[Fireman]

oh kids these days, leaving and coming back and leaving some more and coming back some more.
sometimes they say it's for good!
sometimes they forget they are on the internet!

[BinaryClock]

[sigpic]you could have just left and nobody would of cared[/sigpic] [sigpic]edit: would HAVE cared sorry about that[/sigpic]

[Marlin Clock]

I can forgive you for the faking being a cripple thing despite it being a really really horrible thing to do, but I have to ask why you did it in the first place.

[whatever]

shutup

[Kaijuclock]

lol k. We have rules against this bullshit and you know it. You say you won't come back? I will make sure of that!