14.4k Modems, And the horror of porn. An original tale by D. Kaiju Clock the First.

[Kaijuclock]

14.4 k modems and the horror of pornography

Flashback, You are a blooming 11 year old who has finally discovered pornography. It is 2 a.m. on a saturday and you are in the family computer room. You hover over the internet connection button. *click* The cycle begins and you quickly notice the noise.
SHIT!
You quickly grab 2 pillows and shove them around the computer hoping the sound is muffled enough. The dial-up process has finished. Your palms are sweaty, your heart is racing. You take a frantic look around and listen really hard.
Nothing.

"Sweet" you think "no one is awake." Success, It has never felt so good. You hover your icon over the netscape navigator iccon. *double click*

A white screen pops up on your computer. You wait, 1 minute passes and an image shows up, 2 minutes pass and lycos has finally halfway loaded. It freezes. SHIT! You try to close it but you are too young to know the wonders of Ctrl Alt Del.
You restart.

5 minutes later windows 95 has booted, You freak out as it makes some kind of cougar noise. You look around again franticly, No one is there. You turn the sound down on your modem and you click connect again, this time you are smart enough to already have the pillow in the way. It went smoothly, No sound comes from it, that you can hear anways. You double click on netscape again and 5 minutes later lycos is loaded and you are ready. You type it in, this is the moment of truth. "Naked women" ......no wait scratch that. "Naked women having sex." You wait, another 3 minutes pass and you are starting to feel tired. You ignore it, Bound and determined to get that sweet pornography.

5 minutes later the site loads up. You click enter and you are prompted for a password. "Crap" your young mind thinks. "Gotta find one better!" You click back and wait for another 5 minutes, when Your search loads back up you enter the word "Free" before your search, click for it to send and the waiting happens again

It's passed 3 a.m. now and you are getting really tired, The sleep is trying to take you over but you MUST endure. You click on the first link that pops up and BOOM, Free pornography. You click on the first picture you can think of, and you get ready for Masturbatory pleasure. You wait.

10 minutes pass and you have have to her neck. "Fuck it" you think as you slowly start to stroke yourself" 2 minutes pass, and you see a boob. You start to actually jerk it. You hear a noise, but you ignore it. "The cat" you think to yourself.



Quickly the door flings open and there is your mother. "WHAT ARE YOU" she gets out of her mouth before blushing a deep red. She screams! "OH MY GOD!!!!!" as you stumble and fumble to close the browser and your pants. You succeed at the the first, but as you click close the browser freezes.

 As you look at the screen you realize the picture you were jerking off to was of a woman sitting on the toilet, a detail not previously seen until that moment in load. Your mother walks out of the room while shaking her head. "If this is what you like, I feel sorry for your future relationships." She says calmly "Have fun."

[TapedeckClock]

what.the.fuck.

[buttplug]

[Kaijuclock]

It's a story fools.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Story of the cc's collective childhood

[pop-tart]

You been talking to my ma again?

[Loki Clock]

This story strikes the personal chord!

[buttplug]

I applaud you for going there gir

[AstronautClock]

lol I remember this. I mean :O

[DiscoBallClock]

I approve of this story.