It's been a long time since I rock n' rolled

[Losperman]

I was looking through my ban history, and I realized I used to ban people on a somewhat regular basis. But it's been a long time since I have done so at all, let alone on any kind of basis. I think I need to correct that.

Perhaps I have gone soft. Perhaps I don't pay enough attention to General. In order to remedy my fault, please post some inoffensive to mildly offensive stuff here and I will ban you. Seriously, even inoffensive stuff has to be punished sometimes, even if it's wrong for me to do so.

Ok, go.

[mauserclock]

you are sort of gay but not entirely


(User was banned for this post; Reason: Since you said I was only sort of gay, I will only sort of ban you. Gosh, this banning thing is harder than I thought!)

[RobClock]

'inoffensive to mildly offensive'? alright.

I've not entirely made up my mind on the issue but im thinking that abortions are okay.


(User was banned for this post; Reason: How dare you!? I feel similarly, although there are details such as which term the mother is in when she makes the choice that directly affect my stance in the matter. That was completely called for and inoffensive, sir!)

[whatever]

black people are mildly cool


(User was banned for this post; Reason: You have gone way too far. Or should I say not far enough? Darkies are fucking awesome, and I won't stand for any less of a compliment!)

[Losperman]

I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.

[DiscoBallClock]

Yeah I don't think you can ban me. Owned.

[Kaijuclock]

no one would post in my ban thread.

[Losperman]

Yeah I don't think you can ban me. Owned.

no one would post in my ban thread.

[Kaijuclock]

*cough*askadmin*cough*

[DiscoBallClock]

jk ilu Joey. If you're still angry you can throw a one-day chill/ban my way.

[Losperman]

*cough*askadmin*cough*

I can't do that. I <3 Miguel too much.

jk ilu Joey. If you're still angry you can throw a one-day chill/ban my way.

See? {{{}}}

But I gosta go for a couple of days. Feel free to take my place, Gir.

[Kaijuclock]

HIJACKIN THIS THREAD (as if anyone is going to post here)

Who wants to be greatful enough to lick my boot?

[Losperman]

HIJACKIN THIS THREAD (as if anyone is going to post here)

Who wants to be greatful enough to lick my boot?

Holy shit, I thought you were joking. Why doesn't anyone want to be banned by you?

[Kaijuclock]

No clue.

[Losperman]

No clue.

Someone will come along today, I can feels it.

[pop-tart]

Who wants to be greatful enough to lick my boot?

OK, I'll bite.
 
Where'd you learn to spell grateful? Dyslexia Elemnetray?

[pop-tart]

I'm still here. Hmmph.

[pop-tart]

I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned and every morning I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender.

[pop-tart]

I am an immortal.


(User was banned for this post; Reason: )

[Kaijuclock]

nah, i was letting the posts build up for a bigger ban.