two haitians walk into a bar

[TequilaClock]

Haiti will become the world's richest country with so many donations.

[TheClockNessMonster]

It's like raiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin on your wedding day.
It's a freee riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide when you've already paid.
It's the good adviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice that you just didn't take.
And who would've thought it figuuuuuuuuuuuuuuures?

should i even ask?

[RobClock]

should i even ask?

a shitty song that manages to completely misunderstand the meaning of Irony.

[clockradioclock]

a shitty song that manages to completely misunderstand the meaning of Irony.

The only ironic thing about it

[TheClockNessMonster]

The only ironic thing about it

you wanna know irony, getting clubbed in he face with a bottle of Johnsons no tears baby oil.

[clockradioclock]

Oil made from babies: guaranteed they did not shed a tear in their harvesting.

[DWARFINATORclock]

i didnt think it was possible to come up with a worse joke than "your moms so fat she weighs more than the average person" and then i saw this. i hope your joke making ability burns in a chemical fire.

His burns burn with the intensity of a thousand chemical fires.

[TheClockNessMonster]

His burns burn with the intensity of a thousand chemical fires.

only a thousand huh? dam, i expected the hollows of his skull would capture enough oxygen to make small explosion;.

[PowerGloveClock]

god damn