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What if you had a watch that could stop/reverse time?

Farted by TwistClock, February 28, 2010, 01:10:59 AM

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TwistClock

Much like that one old childrens program where the kid has that pocket watch and he used to stop time and walk home if he forgot his homework and other shenanigans

I would probably eat something really nice then reverse time so i could eat it again if i was hungry enough
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In all seriousness though, it would be awesome if you won a game, then you get to win it again :)
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pop-tart

There would be so much rape going on it's not funny.

Fireman

I would use it so that if I hesitate, I can get the hesitation over and done with and still have good timing.
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In all seriousness though, it would be awesome if you won a game, then you get to win it again :)

Good god look at that girls clothing, she has no taste she is such a fool gosh.

Kaijuclock

well if you just REVERSED time, then i would rape, reverse, rape reverse, rape reverse, etc. Also do cars move in this stopped time? because if not then it isnt worth it. I mean i could stop time, go to somewhere, unfreeze time, rape, and reverse.




see where i am going with this?

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WrenchClock

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What movie is that from? I'm sure i've seen it, in my mind i want to say Forrest Gump.
EDIT: Pulp Fiction, i remember now.

Asshatclock

I would cheat life and become filthy rich and live my life like I live it in the sims.

Faygo

Quote from: Furry Faggot;1735024well if you just REVERSED time, then i would rape, reverse, rape reverse, rape reverse, etc. Also do cars move in this stopped time? because if not then it isnt worth it. I mean i could stop time, go to somewhere, unfreeze time, rape, and reverse.




see where i am going with this?

I think. If you're trying to say your feet will get tired.

F U Clock

This thread makes me feel like people just constantly want to rape people but the only thing stopping them is the law.

Faygo

Quote from: Eff Yoo Clawk;1735062This thread makes me feel like people just constantly want to rape people but the only thing stopping them is the laws of time.

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TelephoneClock

I would have all the time in the world to sew snazzy suits.


























Oops wait wrong thread UMM I MEAN RAPE.

pop-tart

Harry Potter had one of those..
 

 
 
I can also recall an episode of Twilight Zone or Outer Limits where some housewife could stop time with a necklace she found in her garden..

Slash

Quote from: C-ListCelebrityClock;1735081Harry Potter had one of those..
 

 

That's a different type of time watch though.
it won't allow you to rape someone and get away with it.
It's more like a time machine.

pop-tart

Quote from: Mr. Super Awesome Man;1735086That's a different type of time watch though.
 
It's more like a time machine.

You're right now That I think about it...
 
So you could use it to go back a week... meet up with your past self... and gang rape someone...
 
That's kinda cool....

DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: Eff Yoo Clawk;1735062This thread makes me feel like people just constantly want to rape people but the only thing stopping them is the law.

This surprises you?

Munglai

Quote from: Eff Yoo Clawk;1735062This thread makes me feel like people just constantly want to rape people but the only thing stopping them is the law.

I wouldn't want to rape someone and then reverse time because I would still have the guilt of having done a rape but if I could freeze time I would totally feel girls up because they wouldn't know and no one would be hurt and it would be fine.

I wouldn't want time control powers though because you just end up horribly corrupting yourself. I would want a superpower that I could use in the public eye and get away with, like being really good at climbing and doing flips.

Wind-up Clock

I would use it to get all my homework done. Or, i could spend the whole day goofing off, and then reverse it and do my homework. Or vice versa.
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