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QuoteThe guardians Grandpa, Nanna, Mom and Bro were created in the laboratory by John using their own genetic material sourced from future versions of themselves.Grandpa and Nanna's DNA merged and created John and Jade. Likewise, Mom and Bro's merged to create Dave and Rose. So now these 8 babies are hanging around in the lab.During the reckoning, each baby is sent through a portal to Earth on a meteor. Grandpa and Nanna land within about a week of each other 1910 in around the same spot. They are taken in by Sassacre and his wife Betty Crocker and his dog Halley. Sassacre dies shortly after and the two babies are raised as siblings.13 years later, Grandpa leaves (apparently with the dog, who by most dog ages should have died by now so it's probably Bec) to become renowned explorer and billionare.Now for a bit of what we haven't seen yet. Nanna grows up and takes the name Egbert presumably from marrying some guy. Together they have Dad.Later, probably sometime in the 70s another meteor lands with Mom on it. Either around the same time or later still, another meteor with Bro arrives. We don't know how they grow up yet.Fast forward to 1995. The meteor carrying Jade hits the Betty Crocker factory (owned by Grandpa) in John's future neighbourhood. Grandpa takes the baby to the island in the pacific to grow up.Days later, meteors carrying Rose and Dave hit their future locales. Mom and Bro are there respectively to adopt them. Months later, April 13, 1996, another meteor carrying baby John hits his neighbourhood, tragically killing Nanna, but Dad is there to take him in.The kids then grow up and enter Sburb and John reaches the lab where he sets all of this in motion.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.
Quote from: KeyClock;1753620It's like a comic right? If this is where I need to start then I have a long way to gowill look into this though, seems very interesting
QuoteCG: YOUR JACK GOT THE BEST OF BOTH OF THEM, AND IS NOW SOMETHING HIGHER THAN A QUEEN OR A KING... EB: like an ace? CG: SURE OK.
Quote from: TequilaClock;1753869Wait, so why would Jack plan to send Dave's beta to Jade in the future? Is she going to trigger some bad shit on the future? Does it have to do with Bec forbidding Jade to go to the frog temple?
Quote from: Slurpee;1753899I basically intuit things like the whole bit about different game sessions just fine over the course of regular reading, but some reason stuff like THIS flies over my head and makes me feel like a total chode when I finally get it
Quote from: Slurpee;1753912another thing that took me too long was realizing all the felt members were moderately clever plays on billiard balls
Quote from: Slurpee;1753911yeah I noticedthe trolls all have ATGC initials too
Quote from: PolyhedronClock;1754104I just wasted my day finally reading up to the current content. god damn this is geniusI feel kinda dumb not being able to grasp the baby's being sent back in time and all that, but I think i'll try to make sense of this tommorrow when my brain has less awesome to piece together
Quote from: Slurpee;1754101well it's a billiards term that refers to a move involving the cue ball (I think english is the cue ball) and has clock-related qualifiers