HOMESTUCK DISCUSSION THREAD

[AnkhClock]

i am

[Marlin Clock]

I'm still reading this bullshit. Its definitely been on the upturn since the break ended.

[Lump Clock]

I haven't really liked any of the characters or plot since the whole wait 3 years thing got about half way except for Roxy and Karkat, and Dave, and John but I am still reading this. Why?

[Slurpee]

JOHN: with regular time travel, the rules are pretty strict.
JOHN: either paradox space already accounted for your time traveling, and you were always supposed to do it all along...
JOHN: or you messed up, and changed something you weren't supposed to. in which case you just made a bad timeline, and everyone dies or something. right?
ROSE: Sure.
JOHN: but this isn't like that.
JOHN: i'm not sure how i know, but it feels like these jumps are totally outside all those rules.
JOHN: when i jump somewhere, like in the past...
JOHN: i think i can actually change stuff that isn't supposed to be changed.

[Slurpee]

i realy like time travel logic, you guys

[Lump Clock]

Like I said man, it just keeps getting more and more convoluted and absurd, and stupid.

[buttplug]

He's still milking this eh

[VCRClock]

homestuck doesn't "end" until the entire thing is retconned via john making modifications

spoiler: homestuck doesn't end for at least another year

[AnkhClock]

It's a dating sim.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Pretty sure that's a hoax. I cant find any verification for it on major video game sites, namco's site, or andrew hussie's twitter and tumblr.

[BoomStick Clock]

nope, not a hoax, they were constantly talking about it on shiftylook's channel during SDCC.

[VCRClock]

It's a dating sim.

what the shit
who permitted this to happen
is this going to be the world's first dating sim with no endings

[PolyhedronClock]

word on the street is that this isn't the adventure game that the kickstarter is going to fund, just a side project that he's doing.

[PolyhedronClock]

JADE: get creative, make lots of copies of yourself or something... outsmart me!
DAVE: no!
JADE: yes!!!
DAVE: ok here i go
JADE: !!!!!
DAVE: wait
DAVE: nah
JADE: grrr

[Slurpee]

DAVE: i dont give a damn about lord english or his nebulous atrocities out in nowherespace
DAVE: what kind of villain is someone you never met who hardly did anything evil to you or your friends directly

haha

you know what it is? it's like catching a really good episode in the 21st season of the simpsons, and you remember when it felt like that all the time

[Slurpee]

also

JADE: THE ONLY REASON I THINK YOURE A NEUROTIC DOUCHE IS BECAUSE YOURE ACTING LIKE ONE NOW!!!
DAVE: yeah but i only started acting like a neurotic douche like half way through this conversation

JADE: davesprite did
JADE: BUT YOURE BASICALLY THE SAME GUY!
DAVE: whoa no way
DAVE: thats such an unfair characterization we are completely different dudes
JADE: you just said you had a right to know what happened between us because, and i quote, "hes bird me"
DAVE: no i know
DAVE: i was playing the "hes bird me" card because it was convenient to whatever it was i was saying at the time
DAVE: i forget what point i was making when i said that

dave argues like I do and now that I see what that looks like from the outside I would like to apologize

[buttplug]

It's a dating sim.

ummmm

[KeyClock]

jade if you kill the mayor you will be my least favorite character forever

[PolyhedronClock]

man, i'm really hoping that john's BS power doesn't end up being an asspull.

[Slurpee]

CLOWN HUNT1NG

please yes