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Pretzel M&Ms

Farted by patriotclock, June 11, 2010, 06:01:09 PM

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patriotclock

Get these they are phenom.

I loved crispy m&ms but these might just be better.




Kaijuclock

I like chocolate covered pretzels, this might be awesome!

TequilaClock

saw them on the store some time ago. I should buy a packet.

WhiteSwordClock

Wow, they look... different.
WSC REIGNS SUPREME :)
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AbsintheClock

I'ma tell my boss to order these on monday.

Clocktopus


VCRClock

A REVIEW
(OF "PRETZEL M&MS")
(BY VCRCLOCK)

UPON THE RECOMMENDATION OF THIS THREAD I WENT TO THE STORE AND BOUGHT THE AFOREMENTIONED "PRETZEL M&MS" PICTURED BELOW


(FIGUTRE 1)

I PAID APPROXIMATELY US $1.09 FOR ONE (1) PACKET OF "PRETZEL M&MS." EAGLE-EYED READERS MAY NOTICE THAT THE PICTURED PACKET IS RESTING ATOP AN ELECTRONIC APPLIANCE OF SOME SORT; THIS IS, OF COURSE, WHERE I REGULARLY EAT ALL OF MY MEALS, "PRETZEL M&MS" INCLUDED


(FIGURE 2)

HERE IS A PICTURE OF THE OPENED PACKAGE WITH SOME OF ITS CONTENTS STREWN ONTO THE EATING SURFACE (PAPER TOWEL). AS FAR AS I AM AWARE PHOTOS OF THIS FORMAT ARE GENERALLY REQUIRED FOR REVIEWS OF THIS TYPE


(FIGURE 3)

IN THIS PHOTO I HAVE ATTEMPTED TO REPLICATE THE "CUTAWAY VIEW" OF SORTS ALSO DEMONSTRATED IN THE INITIAL POSTING. (THIS FEAT REQUIRED MULTIPLE ATTEMPTS; AS A RESULT, THERE ARE TWO (2) FEWER M&MS IN THIS PHOTO THAN IN THE PREVIOUS ONE.) I AM ABLE TO CONFIRM THAT THESE M&MS DO CONTAIN SOME SORT OF CRUNCHY, PRETZEL-LIKE CORE. IT IS DIFFICULT HOWEVER TO ASCERTAIN WHETHER OR NOT THESE PRETZELS WERE SALTED BEFORE BEING COVERED IN M&M


(FIGUER 4)

I HAVE OPTED TO WASH THE NOW-COMPLETED "PRETZEL M&MS" DOWN WITH TWENTY-FOUR (24) DELICIOUS OUNCES OF 7-ELEVEN BRAND STRAWBERRY SODA (A FLAVOR EXPLOSION). IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT ALTHOUGH THE QUANTITY OF CANDIES SHOWN IN PREVIOUS PHOTOS IS NOT REPRESENTATIVE OF THE PACKAGE'S ENTIRE CONTENTS, AS A RESULT OF THE SIZE OF EACH INDIVIDUAL CANDY, FEWER CANDIES ARE CONTAINED IN A PACKAGE OF "PRETZEL M&MS" THAN ARE CONTAINED IN A STANDARD PACKAGE OF NON-PRETZEL VARIETY M&MS. EATING THE ENTIRE PACKAGE REQUIRED APPROXIMATELY ONE (1) MINUTE

IT IS DIFFICULT TO PHOTOGRAPHICALLY DOCUMENT THE TEXTURE AND FLAVOR OF THE CANDIES THEMSELVES. THE CANDY SHELL AND CHOCOLATE COMPONENTS OF "PRETZEL M&MS" ARE STRONGLY REMINISCENT OF THE STANDARD VARIETY OF M&MS. THE PRETZELS ARE CRUNCHY (INDEED, CRUNCHY ENOUGH TO MAKE BITING THE CANDIES EXACTLY IN HALF TO SHOW THE CORE DIFFICULT); HOWEVER, I FOUND THE SALTY QUALITY OF THE PRETZELS TO BE SOMEWHAT DIMINISHED DESPITE ITS IMPORTANCE TO THE FLAVOR OF A PRETZEL. I DO NOT CONSIDER THESE "PRETZEL M&MS" TO BE AN IMPROVEMENT UPON EXISTING CHOCOLATE-COVERED PRETZELS. IF, HOWEVER, WHEN EATING CHOCOLATE-COVERED PRETZELS, YOU HAVE OFTEN THOUGHT TO YOURSELF, "I WISH THESE LOOKED AND TASTED MORE LIKE M&MS" THIS MAY BE YOUR CANDY MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN

MY BEST,
VCRCLOCK
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

pop-tart

Thank you, VCR. Extremely well done.