Drink Review

[AbsintheClock]

Since I don't think this fits in with the meal category I've made my own. First of all what this is thread is. This thread is about high class snobbery. We drink our liquor with our pinky out because life is too short to drink natty ice. So first thing to say. If you should be embaressed about drinking it don't review it. Second this is for alcoholic drinks. Nobody gives a fuck what you think about the newest flavor of processed sugar and bubbles. So with that I'll start



Dunkelweizen (Both name and type)
JosephsBrau Brewery San Jose California
This is a pretty sweet, almost fruity beer. It's got just enough body to where it's really easy to drink. Nice dark amber color, and a smooth finish. It's very tasty but it's not a very characteristic Dunkelweizen that really stands out from any of the other ones I've had. It's not very bitter, it's very malty, and it's the kind of thing that I'd probably give a higher rating if it were the fall.
Rating 3.8/5

By the way rating scale goes from 0 (Bud light) to 5(Chimay Bleue) based on your own criteria.

[AbsintheClock]

Wachusett Blueberry Ale
Wachusett Brewery
It tastes like blueberry pancakes in a fucking bottle with alcohol. I suggest adding frozen blueberries cuz they keep the beer cold. Don't eat em all at once though cuz they taste better when they soak up all the booze. Probably one of my favorite fruit beers.
4.2 out of 5

[AbsintheClock]

Red Stripe Ale
It's a nice smooth summer drink when you don't really need anything fancy. The bottle shape is nice too because it makes you look like more of a man when you're holding it. It's not the most amazing beer in the world, but it's currently my summer beer of choice.

Rating 4/5

[AbsintheClock]

Shipyard Pumpkinhead Ale

It tastes like a liquid pumpkin pie with alcohol. What more could you ask for? Goes well with traditonal fall foods, pumpkin desserts, brats, and turkey dinners.

4.6/5

[HeinekenClock]

Ã...»ubrówka, better known as Bison Grass Vodka, is a vodka that might just be sold where you live (although it's banned in the U.S.), because it's awesome. Where I live, it's only available at the bigger stores because vodka is widely regarded as a drink that's little less than alcohol and water, but anyone who's a fan of hard liquor will agree that, unless most of it's turpentine-like cousins, Ã...»ubrówka is a very tasty drink.

Props for presentation; every bottle comes with 1 blade of grass. This is supposedly what gives it it's distinctive taste, but that is actually added during the brewing process. The taste is extracted from actual grass though.

Although I haven't tasted many different brands of vodka yet, this is by far the best one I've had and the only one I'll drink straight.

[WrenchClock]

I still have babby tastebuds so it all tastes the same to me. These beers look good though.