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Farted by AlbinoClock, July 06, 2010, 02:04:21 PM

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AlbinoClock

I want this too.



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Biggskoo

i don't see why lucasfilm wouldnt do what they did

the hilt of that thing looks identical to an actual lightsaber

Wind-up Clock

Actually, based on the design of the laser tube, i got another idea.

Slap that on an old rifle frame, put some batteries on a removable magazine, wire it up to a trigger, find some way to magnify the power of the laser, and presto, instant beam rifle. That is, however, pretty dangerous.
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Nightmare Clock

Quote from: Wind-up Clock;1766254Actually, based on the design of the laser tube, i got another idea.

Slap that on an old rifle frame, put some batteries on a removable magazine, wire it up to a trigger, find some way to magnify the power of the laser, and presto, instant beam rifle. Pew pew pew.

Only if it plays the Railgun noise from Quake 3 when it shoots.
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NintendrCkolc

Its still not a light saber.

They better have a working real one before I die or i'm gonna be pissed.

Thor

I read someplace that this thing could give you cancer by just being near the device while it fires.

Plus it's so powerful it'll reflect off of any even slightly reflective surface and fuck up the user pretty bad.

You'd have to be a retard to use this thing outside of controlled scientific settings.

Quote from: Wind-up Clock;1766254Actually, based on the design of the laser tube, i got another idea.

Slap that on an old rifle frame, put some batteries on a removable magazine, wire it up to a trigger, find some way to magnify the power of the laser, and presto, instant beam rifle. That is, however, pretty dangerous.

I doubt you can magnify it further than it already has been. Even as is, though, it could probably kill somebody if you aimed it at the right spot.
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K3LTR0N

I WANT IT TO RIP THROUGH THE FLESH OF MY COMPETITORS IS IT POWERFUL ENOUGH FOR THAT???


RabidClock

Quote from: K3ltr0n;1766328I WANT IT TO RIP THROUGH THE FLESH OF MY COMPETITORS IS IT POWERFUL ENOUGH FOR THAT???

I'm afraid you're in the wrong thread for that sort of answer.


Silly Putty Clock

Quote from: Patches O'Houlihan;1766292Its still not a light saber.

They better have a working real one before I die or i'm gonna be pissed.

Yeah, but you'll be dead.
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TwistClock

I have a 300mw spartan green and a 200mw red one.
 
I've had my eye on this for a while, ordering it soon.
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Silly Putty Clock

Quote from: TwistClock;1766425I've had my eye on this for a while

Careful! You could get retinal damage!
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Biggskoo


AbsintheClock

I don't think goggles prevent cancer.

RobClock


Silly Putty Clock

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1766452I don't think goggles prevent cancer.

If we're talking about eye cancer caused by radiation, the right coating on the lenses will protect you.
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Slurpee

QuoteExtremely dangerous is an understatement to the power of 1W of laser power. It will blind permanently and instantly and set fire quickly to skin and other body parts, use with extreme caution and only when using the included eye protection
uh,



aren't there, like...
legal things

that classify such an object as a weapon
an illegal weapon


you could strap five of these to a bicycle and wreak absolute havoc

I mean just knowing that I could buy this makes me want to be a mad scientist

Silly Putty Clock

Quote from: Slurpee;1766466uh,



aren't there, like...
legal things

that classify such an object as a weapon
an illegal weapon


you could strap five of these to a bicycle and wreak absolute havoc

I mean just knowing that I could buy this makes me want to be a mad scientist

DO IT! We need more people like this: http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblog/2008/03/the-brilliantly.html
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Slash

Quote from: Slurpee;1766466you could strap five of these to a bicycle and wreak absolute havoc

And his name was 'Bicycle Laser'