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Mircosoft attempts to make Kinect look like a good deal

Farted by RobClock, July 28, 2010, 09:49:59 AM

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RobClock

...With this chart!

Axing the wii fit since absolutely nobody gives a shit about it, all they've done is proved is that the wii is a much better deal.

EtchASketchClock

It would have been better to replace WiiFit with MotionPlus.
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Thor

They forgot to factor in the second xbox you need when your first one inevitably red rings
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DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: dill weed;1772513They forgot to factor in the second xbox you need when your first one inevitably red rings

Mine has never red ringed.

buttplug

Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1772544Mine has never red ringed.

2 of mine did, and everyone else I know who has an xbox has had it happen to them at least once, some as many as 4 or 5.

RROD was the biggest factor in making me loose faith in console games and become a PC gamer. Well that and maybe Blizzard.

Thor

Seriously though price comparison graphs like this are bullshit. I've seen a lot floating around and they're always dumb.

They have stuff that you don't really need (why does it assume I want extra controllers? Maybe I have no friends and only play alone) and at the same time skip stuff you DO need (no mention of wifi adapter and xbox live membership fees? What if I have friends and want to play with them?)

EDIT: Plus, the only this it compares is price and number of people who can use it. I mean, by that standard a circlejerk is better than a Play Station 3 because it's free and you can have an unlimited number of simultaneous players.

EDIT: Circlejerks also have full body play, motion controls, speech recognition, and multiplayer.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
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To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

buttplug

I never said I went and bought 2 xboxes. It happened once, it got fixed, and then it happened again.

Secondly, it's pretty shitty how such a widespread defect even exists in the machines.

The graph is obviously a stupid marketing ploy, thus perpetuating the 'Micro$oft" image. Not that they are the only company doing this, but it generally just puts me off.

Nightmare Clock

Quote from: dill weed;1772513They forgot to factor in the second xbox you need when your first one inevitably red rings

witty and original remark right here
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TequilaClock

Quote from: Agent Francis York Morgan;1772425It would have been better to replace WiiFit with MotionPlus.
The Wii now has Motion Plus as standard on the new bundles, so heh.

But who cares, marketing blah blah blah decisions etc.

EtchASketchClock

Quote from: clammo;17726471. the issue that leads to the RROD is a hardware malfunction that is fixed for EVERY 360 manufactured after January 2008.

That seems to be false because on my wall I have 2 pairs of X-Clamps from 2008 (and one single from some wacko), dated on Feb 14th, Mar 4th, and June 3rd.

QuoteEDIT: Circlejerks also have full body play, motion controls, speech recognition, and multiplayer.
Yeah but you have to hold a dong/something shaped like a dong.
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RobClock

Quote from: clammo;1772647i think its a little bit undeserving that people like robclock see "micro$oft" and immediately call it shit without taking any time to look at it
All i did was call them out on this bullshit price comparison chart.

Poltergeist

Quote from: Agent Francis York Morgan;1772425It would have been better to replace WiiFit with MotionPlus.

Less expensive.

YoYoClock

Quote from: dill weed;1772653Seriously though price comparison graphs like this are bullshit. I've seen a lot floating around and they're always dumb.

They have stuff that you don't really need (why does it assume I want extra controllers? Maybe I have no friends and only play alone) and at the same time skip stuff you DO need (no mention of wifi adapter and xbox live membership fees? What if I have friends and want to play with them?)

EDIT: Plus, the only this it compares is price and number of people who can use it. I mean, by that standard a circlejerk is better than a Play Station 3 because it's free and you can have an unlimited number of simultaneous players.

EDIT: Circlejerks also have full body play, motion controls, speech recognition, and multiplayer.

I really enjoyed this post

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DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: dill weed;1772653Seriously though price comparison graphs like this are bullshit. I've seen a lot floating around and they're always dumb.

They have stuff that you don't really need (why does it assume I want extra controllers? Maybe I have no friends and only play alone) and at the same time skip stuff you DO need (no mention of wifi adapter and xbox live membership fees? What if I have friends and want to play with them?)

EDIT: Plus, the only this it compares is price and number of people who can use it. I mean, by that standard a circlejerk is better than a Play Station 3 because it's free and you can have an unlimited number of simultaneous players.

EDIT: Circlejerks also have full body play, motion controls, speech recognition, and multiplayer.

No one said a circlejerk wasn't better than a PS3.

DWARFINATORclock

I will say that comparing controller based and controller free gaming feels a little apples/oranges.

"hey were doin sometin that isnt like u at all, but its cheaper!"

RobClock

Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1772736I will say that comparing controller based and controller free gaming feels a little apples/oranges.

"hey were doin sometin that isnt like u at all, but its cheaper!"
Well it doesn't look good if it's