Deep Frier Fun

[Silly Putty Clock]

Try this sometime if you ever get access to a deep-frier:
Two donuts impaled on a jalapeno-and-cheese sausage, covered in chocolate sauce and jam, breaded, covered in olives and barbecue sauce, breaded, covered in onion, pickle slices, and mustard, breaded, soaked in an apple-juice-based marinade for five hours, baked, smothered in Cheez Whiz, then deep-fried.

[AmberArachnidClock]

I get a stomach ache if I eat too much buttered popcorn

[buttplug]

SP were you under the influence when you created that?

[TequilaClock]

Deep fry a cake

[PolyhedronClock]

honestly like just about anything could be thrown into a deep friar, but when you add all that stuff into it, it starts to lose it's yum factor

[TequilaClock]

deep fry a can of beer

[Silly Putty Clock]

SP were you under the influence when you created that?

I was under the influence of life.

[PowerGloveClock]

deep fry a can of beer

like on king of the hill

[WrenchClock]

Try this sometime if you ever get access to a deep-frier:
Two donuts impaled on a jalapeno-and-cheese sausage, covered in chocolate sauce and jam, breaded, covered in olives and barbecue sauce, breaded, covered in onion, pickle slices, and mustard, breaded, soaked in an apple-juice-based marinade for five hours, baked, smothered in Cheez Whiz, then deep-fried.

Damn, that sounds amazing.

[Faygo]

Deep fried beignets

[screwdriver_clock]

5-6 Slices Bacon.
Chicken Breast (marinated)
Sliced Cheddar
Breading Mixed with Egg

Wrap the chicken breast in the cheddar, and immediately wrap that in the bacon. Seal off the bacon strips with a Toothpick or something, and roll it in the drudging mix (breading and egg) to batter it. Then deep fry. The flash frying cooks the bacon to a crisp, melts the cheese and the steam cooks the chicken to a tender delicious slab of god.

[WrenchClock]

How about a sausage wrapped in bacon wrapped in bacon wrapped in bacon wrapped in bacon wrapped in bacon wrapped in bacon wrapped in bacon wrapped in bacon wrapped in bacon wrapped in bacon and covered in batter?

[screwdriver_clock]

How about a sausage wrapped in bacon wrapped in bacon wrapped in bacon wrapped in bacon wrapped in bacon wrapped in bacon wrapped in bacon wrapped in bacon wrapped in bacon wrapped in bacon and covered in batter?

So a fatty fried pork loaf? Ok.

[miracle fruit]

Try this sometime if you ever get access to a deep-frier:
Two donuts impaled on a jalapeno-and-cheese sausage, covered in chocolate sauce and jam, breaded, covered in olives and barbecue sauce, breaded, covered in onion, pickle slices, and mustard, breaded, soaked in an apple-juice-based marinade for five hours, baked, smothered in Cheez Whiz, then deep-fried.

you actually expect me to believe that you made that

[LimewireClock]

Deep fried turkey (whole and preferably alive).
Yummy deep fried turkey guts YAY

[Silly Putty Clock]

you actually expect me to believe that you made that

No. I don't.

[BlueGasMask]

How about a sausage wrapped in bacon wrapped in bacon wrapped in bacon wrapped in bacon wrapped in bacon wrapped in bacon wrapped in bacon wrapped in bacon wrapped in bacon wrapped in bacon and covered in batter?

Don't forget to marinate it in yoghurt for 12 hours.

[Lump Clock]

Don't forget to marinate it in yoghurt for 12 hours.

Aren't you supposed to be dead? Go back to the graveyard, zombie-hippie.