piranha 3d comic con footage leaked and it's fucking metal. [spoilers, nsfw]

[Slurpee]

http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/21121








complete onscreen massacre. it's like the opening of a final destination movie turned up to 11.

[TequilaClock]

I think I remember a movie about piranhas from the 90s.

EDIT: 3D booty and piranhas, fuck yeah!

[Slurpee]

this is a sequel or possibly a remake idk

edit: or maybe not.
the original piranha was a Jaws rip-off from the 70's directed by Joe Dante that got an 80's sequel about flying piranha (directed by gee-whiz James fucking Cameron)
I guess there was a 90's made-for-TV remake (or whatever) as well which might be what you're thinking of

[AC Slater]

I feel like this is just gore for the sake of gore. It doesn't seem too interesting to me.

[TequilaClock]

Honestly, I cannot find a way a horror film can be "intelligent" they are made to scare, creep or just be funny.

[Slurpee]

okay the obvious has been stated and we can go ahead take the obvious off the table now
wvae goodbye to the obvious, folks

[TequilaClock]

goodbye, obvious!

[SockpuppetClock]

that just makes me feel sick

[Slurpee]

I don't know what you could possibly have been expecting coming into this that this would disappoint, you bunch of sallys. >=/

maybe I fucked up making this thread because I assumed most of you would intuit the premise and that a movie called Piranha 3D wouldn't draw fire for being gory and gratuitous, considering it's called Piranha fucking 3D.

here's the official trailer
doc brown will tell you everything you need to know
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I don't know what you could possibly have been expecting coming into this that this would disappoint, you bunch of sallys. >=/
 
maybe I fucked up making this thread because I assumed most of you would intuit the premise and that a movie called Piranha 3D wouldn't draw fire for being gory and gratuitous, considering it's called Piranha fucking 3D.
 
here's the official trailer
doc brown will tell you everything you need to know
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I can swim quite fast. Also, this movie seems to have no point to it. I will not be watching it.

[buttplug]

Nothin like wet tshirt contests and carnage!

[Slurpee]

Also, this movie seems to have no point to it. I will not be watching it.

shut up faggot

[Slurpee]

is that better

"shut up faggot"

does that make it clear how little I care for your masterful cinephile ability to detect that a movie with 30 straight seconds of jiggling tits and asses is an exercise in gratuity and how hard you don't need to post about it

[PolyhedronClock]

looks pretty cool

DOC BROWN FUCK YEAH

[Munglai]

Honestly, I cannot find a way a horror film can be "intelligent" they are made to scare, creep or just be funny.

They definitely can.

I'll probably still watch this though, it looks pretty fun.

[SockpuppetClock]

That guy intentionally driving the boat through as many people as possible was just wonderful

[TequilaClock]

Hahaha I might watch this. The premise actually sounds interesting. Prehistoric fish fuck yeah.

[Kombucha]

I giggled when the girl's torso slid off, when the guy's head got smashed between two boats, when the girl's face and hair got torn of by the boat propeller, when the girl was accidentally ripped in half as she was being carried onto the beach, when the did ripped the propeller off a boat and tired attacking the fish with it, and when the fish came out of the girl's mouth.

This looks way fun.

[EtchASketchClock]

yikes

[Nightmare Clock]

Am I the only one who thinks this looks fucking I'm a edgy teen?

Also, horror is perfectly capable of being intelligent.

this, is not an example.