Guys who watch films and constantly point out that the hot girls in them are hot

[Munglai]

suck

[VuBawlsClock]

does this apply for porn too?

[Biblo]

Christ I know.

I hate when I say "Oh how was that film? It looks good/bad" and all I get is "Chick's hot in it"

[AmberArachnidClock]

Sometimes I just whisper "damn" to myself

[Munglai]

on a related note, people who use films as a way of making themselves look smart/tough by predicting obvious events and saying stuff at the screen as if they're trying to patronise the fictional characters in them are fucking annoying

[Slurpee]

what about like people who are like
noooo the crazy knife lady lives in there

they're my favorite

[Kombucha]

A lot of my friends do this. They also go "AAAAAW" when something exciting happens and then one of them says "PLAY IT IN REVERSE" and we do.

It's fun sometimes.

[Biblo]

I would also like to add:

People in the cinema who have decided they don't like the film and therefore everyone in the room doesn't like the film and therefore it's ok to talk loudly

[TabascoClock]

So you guys hate movie goers?

[Munglai]

Getting vocal is fine if it's because of involvement. I'm talking about people who consciously distance themselves and make snide little remarks to try and prove they're smarter than the film. It's pretty pathetic.

[F U Clock]

I gotta' say, if I'm watching a less than top-notch movie, I like having a boisterous (usually black) gentleman or group of gentlemen behind me because they bring up the entertainment with their hootin' and hollerin'.

[EtchASketchClock]

I'm a good actress, right?

[Poltergeist]

Considering I'm mostly watching exploitation and Sylum films now I sort of need a group of loud people to watch them with.


Also what's up with people clapping after a film? What's fucking up with that?

[RobClock]

I agree, 100%.

Here's a fun little experiment: watch the 2007 Transformers movie with some people. When it's over, tell the people you've watched it with that it's terrible and provide some reasoning as such.
Now; wait to see how long it takes for Megan Fox's attractiveness to be brought into the conversation.

[Slurpee]

I gotta' say, if I'm watching a less than top-notch movie, I like having a boisterous (usually black) gentleman or group of gentlemen behind me because they bring up the entertainment with their hootin' and hollerin'.

I signed up for the rowdy motherfuckers union local 137 the day a bunch of metal heads saved saw II for me in high school. I saw the light.

for The Happening: you're welcome, america.
the black people and I will see you in Devil on opening night.

[WrenchClock]

They're trying to reassure themselves and everyone else that they're heterosexual.

[AmberArachnidClock]

Women give me boners

[Kombucha]

Women give me boners

You sick fuck.

[DWARFINATORclock]

I never talk during movies.

[DWARFINATORclock]

Jonah Hex, Jennifer's Body, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, etc.

Megan Fox's niche audience is around the 14 and 50 year old male who enjoys action, sci-fi and horror genres. It's the whole point of casting her.

There really is no point in casting her because apparently she doesn't draw an audience. Sure Transformers did good, but that wasn't because she was in it, all the other movies she was in bombed.