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Farted by Poltergeist, September 08, 2010, 09:15:47 AM

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Looks like Boll's been listening to Kate Winslet

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I watched a few of his films, most are shit. I liked rampage though. The beginnings' a little long but it's well worth the long-ass killing spree at the end.
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I like how Uwe Boll is currently making 3 films about nazis at the same time. It is like he had to spend a whole tonne of money on nazi costumes and props, so he decided to make as many movies as possible with nazis to get his money's worth.

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Quote from: MentosClock;1816130I like how Uwe Boll is currently making 3 films about nazis at the same time. It is like he had to spend a whole tonne of money on nazi costumes and props, so he decided to make as many movies as possible with nazis to get his money's worth.

Haha. Budget filmmaking 101 according to Uwe Bolls: use the same props for 3 different movies
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The only good thing about Uwe Boll is that he often gets some of the hottest women to be in his movies/ruin their careers.

The really sad thing is that his movies are bad in a bad way.

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Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1816994The only good thing about Uwe Boll is that he often gets some of the hottest women to be in his movies/ruin their careers.

The really sad thing is that his movies are bad in a bad way.
y'know, I accept this as fact and now that I think of it, I don't think I've seen a single of his movies first hand. If I were to, what should I go with? And note: I love MST3k. I want the worst of his worst. Is it Alone in the Dark?

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