DUKE NUKEM FOREVER

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OOHHHH YEEAAHHHH

[EtchASketchClock]

[NSFW] What a great promo. I present you: Duke Nudem!
http://www.boob-tube.eu/duke-nudem/

I suck at it.

[TequilaClock]

Haters can suck it

http://www.destructoid.com/never-thought-we-d-say-it-duke-nukem-forever-gone-gold-201883.phtml

[RobClock]

Official press release;

2K Games and Gearbox Software Announce Duke Nukem ForeverÃ,® Has ââ,¬Å"Gone Goldââ,¬Â


Vaporware no more! Gamingââ,¬â,,¢s most legendary hero makes his triumphant return this June


New York, NY ââ,¬â€œ May 24, 2011 ââ,¬â€œ 2K Games and Gearbox Software are proud to  announce that Duke Nukem ForeverÃ,®, one of the most anticipated  entertainment properties of all time, has ââ,¬Å"gone goldââ,¬Â and will be  available at retailers on June 10, 2011 internationally and on June 14,  2011 in North America. The road to gold was paved over the course of 15  years and its legendary path climaxes on the Xbox 360Ã,® video game and  entertainment system from Microsoft, PlayStationÃ,®3 computer  entertainment system and Windows PC. Gamers who pre-order the title from  select outlets will ensure that they are among the first to experience  this legendary piece of gaming history when the demo* launches on June  3, 2011 for all platforms, exclusively for Duke Nukem First Access Club  Members.


"Duke Nukem Forever is the game that was once thought to be  unshipppable, and yet here we are, on the precipice of history,ââ,¬Â said  Christoph Hartmann, president of 2K. ââ,¬Å"Today marks an amazing day in the  annals of gaming lore, the day where the legend of Duke Nukem Forever is  finally complete and it takes that final step towards becoming a  reality.ââ,¬Â


Created over the span of 15 years, Duke Nukem Forever was first  developed with the intense passion and commitment from an inspired group  of dedicated designers, artists and programmers at 3D Realms under the  direction of game industry icon, George Broussard.


ââ,¬Å"Duke Nukem Forever and its journey to store shelves is legendary,ââ,¬Â said  George Broussard, creative director at 3D Realms. ââ,¬Å"It's an epic tale of  four game development studios that banded together and did the  unthinkable and shipped the unshippable. When you play this game you  will be reminded of that epic journey at every turn and in every small  detail of the game. The character, attitude, interactivity, gameplay and  political incorrectness combine to make a Duke Nukem game a unique  gaming experience. In the timeless words of Duke Nukem it's finally time  to 'Come Get Some'. Come be a part of gaming history.ââ,¬Â


In 2009, after many believed that Duke Nukem Forever would never be  completed, a small team of intrepid developers, known as Triptych  Studios, resurrected the dream. Through their inspiring and steadfast  commitment to the game and their exemplary talent and skill, they  finally assembled the pieces to create an incredible, epic and cohesive  gameplay experience. Under the production of Gearbox Software, Triptych  Studios, Piranha Games and many other contributors joined together in a  heroic effort to complete the long awaited game as a polished,  full-featured triple-A title.


"Always bet on Duke, I did," said Randy Pitchford, president of Gearbox  Software. "I bet on all of the developers who have ever been a part of  this legendary project and I bet that none of us want to live in a world  without the Duke. I've played the final game and it is an incredible  experience - a once-in-a-lifetime opus of interactive entertainment that  reminds me once again why Duke Nukem is our King. The developers of  Duke Nukem Forever at 3D Realms, Triptych, Piranha and finally at  Gearbox deserve our thanks and respect for never giving up and have  truly shown us that they have balls of steel!"


Strictly for the biggest Duke Nukem fans, the First Access Club grants  members exclusive access to the pre-release demo on June 3, 2011 so that  they are amongst the first to experience gaming history in the making.  There are multiple ways fans can join the exclusive First Access Club,  by pre-ordering the game from select retailers or by purchasing the  Borderlands Game of the Year Edition on Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 system  and Windows PC.


True Duke Nukem die-hards will want to get their hands on the Duke Nukem  Forever Balls of Steel Edition. This package is spilling over-the-brim  with legendary content that is not to be missed by those who want the  ultimate experience of this historic arrival. Premium items, such as a  Duke Nukem Bust and an art book that chronicles the development of Duke  Nukem Forever, flank a package that is overflowing with content. Check  out www.dukenukemforever.com/preorder/ to see exactly how much stuff could be crammed into one box.


Apologizing to no one, Duke Nukem Forever is the high-octane video game  equivalent of a Hollywood summer blockbuster. Starring the legendary  lady killer and alien slayer, Duke Nukem Forever brings gamers back to a  blastastic time when games were filled with head-popping, bone-rattling  action, brazenly crude humor, impossibly statuesque women dying for  affection, and catchy one-liners meant to make you laugh out loud.

Duke Nukem Forever is rated M for Mature by the ESRB. For more  information on the game, including where to pre-order, please visit www.dukenukemforever.com.

*Xbox LIVE, PSN or Steam, Duke First Access Club token and Internet connection required to access demo.                 

There are no words for how happy i am.

[RobClock]

[NSFW] What a great promo. I present you: Duke Nudem!
http://www.boob-tube.eu/duke-nudem/

I suck at it.

http://www.duke4.net/images/newspost_images/dukenudem.jpg

[DWARFINATORclock]

[NSFW] What a great promo. I present you: Duke Nudem!
http://www.boob-tube.eu/duke-nudem/

I suck at it.

Bitches be cheaters! They can shoot through obstacles like humans and barrels.

[RobClock]

cool little TV ad.
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[RobClock]

Win a copy of DNF and a 360.
http://www.novafm.com.au/nova100/competition_duke-nukem-forever_1975

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http://www.duke4.net/images/newspost_images/dukenudem.jpg

My laptop runs the nudie game too slow.. cursor can't keep up.

[NintendrCkolc]

My laptop runs the nudie game too slow.. cursor can't keep up.

Same here. Don't feel bad.

[RobClock]

Launch trailer!
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Demo tomorrow!

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Stroke!

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DUKE NUKEM FOREVER DEMO YAYAYAYAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!

So excited! Downloading now on Steam!!

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oh cool i have access to it I think

wonder how it will be?

[NintendrCkolc]

I have a pretty bad feeling this game is gonna get trashed by critics...

prepare to hear a lot of "It looks and feels dated."


getting it regardless.

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I know it will be worth the wait

[Insomnia]

I hate this game. I haven't seen any media about it since it's IP last traded hands. I wish this industry would stop pissing all over my childhood just to turn a buck.

[NintendrCkolc]

I'm happy a new Duke is coming out but at the same time I'm hoping its not just some slop job thrown together in less than a year. Something about Randy Pitchford screams giant douche I might add.

[RobClock]

I played the demo on the 360, and there were one, maybe two, hiccups i ran into, but nothing that really bothered me. I had alot of fun, and I've enjoyed replaying it several times because all the weapons available for use in the second level of the demo left me to do some experimentation.

After checking out some videos online, however, the PC version seems to be alot smoother, in terms of controls, and it is obviously the best looking version, since the 360 and PS3 are just ports. Thankfully, PC is what i preordered for.

also; the atmospheric effects when you're fighting the cycloid are just awesome. The rain looks amazing and i love how water droplets accumulate all over Duke's shades.

Something about Randy Pitchford screams giant douche I might add.

So I'm not the only one thinking this.

I kinda miss Broussard.

[RobClock]

Something i noticed. The silhouette Duke used for the intro is the 3D Realms model, not the Gearbox redesign.
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The fact that he's clearly wearing the gloves from the 2007 teaser trailer is the biggest give away but you can also tell by the  shape of his face, the design of his belt, and the styling of his hair. Although he is wearing the 'New Duke's' more generic looking sunglasses, it seems like every time Duke isn't facing forward that they switch back to the Ray Ban knock-offs that he sported up to and including the PAX 2010 behind-closed-doors trailer.