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Farted by LimewireClock, March 09, 2011, 07:08:39 PM

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PirateClock

Quote from: The Cancer Clock;1811002

seriously someone call the fbi on this guy.
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

Insomnia

Quote from: PirateClock;1811121seriously someone call the fbi on this guy.

This was a great example of doing it right, but completely wrong.

"brb going to moon"

LimewireClock

Quote from: Insomnia;1811118Keytars have always been out of my price range. Too many other pieces of gear, and it always comes down to want versus need. Ever listen to Shy Child? Their song "Drop The Phone" is an excellent modern keytar track.

Yeah they're pretty damn expensive. The money I've spent on all my kit is stupid. I have three more 61-key keyboards in the loft which I hardly use anymore. Then I've got an unused KORG05R/W sound module and a Roland Super JV sound module which I use my keytar to control.

I think I might have some sort of disorder for purchasing keyboards/musical instruments. If I had the space, I'd probably have a drum kit too.

Edit: Cool, I'll make sure I give it a listen!
Edit Edit: Turns out I have heard this before! I saw the video on tv once lol. His keytar is beautiful, I'd love an AX-7 just for the D-BEAM.
naw

clockradioclock

Quote from: Insomnia;1811118A friend of mine has a one that might be considered antique, but it's just old as fuck and has that broken keys sound. It's absolutely wonderful except for a few keys that don't match the tune. He's also afraid to tune the thing, so you have to take it for what it is.
That's pretty neat. I think I saw something similar at a hotel in Spain. It was just sitting on table in the stairway, so I tried it out. It sounded really cool. There was a really old harmonium on the floor above it, which was harder to play since I had no idea what it was at the time.
[SIGPIC]dance with me[/SIGPIC]

PirateClock

the right side of my bed is against the wall, so this was doomed to begin with. Plus the only instrument i could find was a harmonica i got for free.. Atleast i out cooled you guys in the book department.

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Insomnia

Quote from: PirateClock;1811127the right side of my bed is against the wall, so this was doomed to begin with. Plus the only instrument i could find was a harmonica i got for free.. Atleast i out cooled you guys in the book department.

See the rest of this thread. This has been addressed.

"brb going to moon"

LimewireClock

Quote from: PirateClock;1811127the right side of my bed is against the wall, so this was doomed to begin with. Plus the only instrument i could find was a harmonica i got for free.. Atleast i out cooled you guys in the book department.

The right side of my bed is against the wall too, I take pictures of the end of my bed.
Get with the times B)
naw

PirateClock

Quote from: Insomnia;1811129See the rest of this thread. This has been addressed.

i kinda stopped after i saw the guy with the weights and the knives and handgun magazines..
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LimewireClock

To be honest, I only really have that porno mag because my mum was cleaning her room and she found it under her bed. My dad had left it behind or some shit after he moved out.

She came to my room and said "WHO WANTS A DIRTY MAGAZINE!?" and me and my friend were all like "ME". What a dirty bunch of cunts we are lol :P
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Insomnia

Quote from: LimewireClock;1811134To be honest, I only really have that porno mag because my mum was cleaning her room and she found it under her bed. My dad had left it behind or some shit after he moved out.

She came to my room and said "WHO WANTS A DIRTY MAGAZINE!?" and me and my friend were all like "ME". What a dirty bunch of cunts we are lol :P

D'aww, how sentimental. Now you can think of your Mum every time you're fapping.

"brb going to moon"

Kaijuclock

I sleep on the couch when ~*~*~MY GIRLFRIEND~*~*~ is mad at me. I also don't own a vacuum cleaner!

Topcatyo

My dad once gave me a Maxim magazine and just by that association I wasn't able to really enjoy any of the pictures of Nadine Velazquez in it.

Kaijuclock

I probably shouldn't have put a third of my comic collection on the couch. I am now to lazy to move it and the longbox is blocking the door. I blame you clockcrew.

Insomnia

Quote from: I AM NOT GIRCLOCK;1811140~*~*~~*~*~~*~*~MY GIRLFRIEND~*~*~~*~*~~*~*~ [/IMG]

Still on the pussy, I see. That shits a bitch, aint it? I've totally fucked up my ratio and had reevaluate the situation. The statistics are not in my favor.

Quote from: I AM NOT GIRCLOCK;1811142I probably shouldn't have put a third of my comic collection on the couch. I am now to lazy to move it and the longbox is blocking the door. I blame you clockcrew.

I've got a fractured rib and almost left my shit where I put it too. Sadly it was blocking my computer.

Quote from: topcatyo;1811141My dad once gave me a Maxim magazine and just by that association I wasn't able to really enjoy any of the pictures of Nadine Velazquez in it.

My Freudian masturbation joke is now lost on the last page. That could've scarred him for at least a week. I blame you for not quoting it.

"brb going to moon"

Kaijuclock

Quote from: Insomnia;1811143Still on the pussy, I see. That shits a bitch, aint it? I've totally fucked up my ratio and had reevaluate the situation. The statistics are not in my favor.
I went back to only men about 2 years ago, and had a horrible run in with a guy who I fell madly in love with. When he pretty much stabbed my heart with a bendy straw, the only person there to pick me up was this girl I knew. At first I was dating her to make her happy, and we had no physical interaction, then she just grew on me I guess. Been with her 11 months now.

DWARFINATORclock

how the hell do you fuck something as simple as takin a pic at the right angle up?

Lump Clock

This thread is silly. And I'm not crazy.

patriotclock