my girlfriend broke up with me and i'm sad

AstronautClock · April 24, 2011, 11:01:47 AM

the fuck is this

Slurpee · April 24, 2011, 11:14:42 AM

people are not for eating joey you fat fuck

DWARFINATORclock · April 24, 2011, 12:29:01 PM

you son of a bitch

patriotclock · April 24, 2011, 12:35:39 PM

Quote from: UshankaClock;1817412Did you eat her?

he def ate her

WiiClock · April 24, 2011, 01:33:05 PM

i didn't want to wake up today because i didn't want to remember that she broke up with me so i got like 3 extra hours of sleep because i stayed in bed and wanted to die

this sucks

WrenchClock · April 24, 2011, 01:46:38 PM

Joey, uhhh...
erm,
Joey is fat.

DiscoBallClock · April 24, 2011, 01:49:00 PM

Well hey at least you have ~~this internet forum full of other males~~ the Clock Crew!

Lump Clock · April 24, 2011, 03:54:22 PM

A/S/L?

WiiClock · April 24, 2011, 04:37:30 PM

i'm probably not going to feel better until i find a new gf so hopefully i can find a new one by like tomorrow or something

TequilaClock · April 24, 2011, 04:42:24 PM

more like going for lunch

Lump Clock · April 24, 2011, 04:52:02 PM

I'll be you're new GF provided you like drags.

EDIT: Chubby Drags for that matter.

EDIT2: Actually you're probably not my type.

WiiClock · April 24, 2011, 06:04:13 PM

Quote from: The Cancer Clock;1817488I'll be you're new GF provided you like drags.

EDIT: Chubby Drags for that matter.

EDIT2: Actually you're probably not my type.

no thanks i'm not a camo shorts/ a7x kind of bro.

so i've decided to stop being such a piece of shit so girls can like me, which means i uninstalled sc2, and have to start working out.

buttplug · April 24, 2011, 07:37:03 PM

Quote from: @joeydaioh;1817494no thanks i'm not a camo shorts/ a7x kind of bro.

so i've decided to stop being such a piece of shit so girls can like me, which means i uninstalled sc2, and have to start working out.

delete facebook, lawyer up, and hit the gym

Kombucha · April 24, 2011, 07:52:01 PM

Quote from: BlobClock;1817409Get a boyfriend.

QuoteA bunch of posts saying Joey ate his gf.

Quote from: clammo;1817446she broke up with you because you took the last pork chop

Hahahaha

Lump Clock · April 24, 2011, 08:15:20 PM

Quote from: @joeydaioh;1817494no thanks i'm not a camo shorts/ a7x kind of bro.

so i've decided to stop being such a piece of shit so girls can like me, which means i uninstalled sc2, and have to start working out.

HEY HEY!!! It was my chill day. I usually look way better!!! Gimme a break.

Also, uninstalling SC2 is not the answer bro. Don't do it, it's not worth it. It's practically suicide.

miracle fruit · April 25, 2011, 04:14:36 AM

well it is pretty awesome being white

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