my girlfriend broke up with me and i'm sad

WiiClock · April 23, 2011, 10:32:04 PM

that stupid fat bitch

Kombucha · April 23, 2011, 10:32:55 PM

I thought you were the fat one.

WiiClock · April 23, 2011, 10:37:26 PM

Quote from: Kombucha;1817380I thought you were the fat one.

no i'm skinny as fuck

i think it fucked with her head, because now she blames me for having bad self esteem. over the past year, she's been trying to lose as much weight as possible for reasons unknown to me.
she went vegetarian (stupid), started running like 5 miles a day, started skipping meals.
just so she could be as skinny as me???????

VuBawlsClock · April 23, 2011, 10:44:37 PM

Maybe she was trying to lose it for you?

Biggskoo · April 23, 2011, 10:47:11 PM

you probably are to blame because you weigh like 15 pounds

WiiClock · April 23, 2011, 10:51:39 PM

Quote from: Vuvuzela;1817382Maybe she was trying to lose it for you?

i kept telling her to gain weight LOL

Quote from: biggs;1817383you probably are to blame because you weigh like 15 pounds

oh well, she should be comfortable in her own body. I tried to help her do that, I don't see how breaking up with me is going to help her gain her self esteem back when I was the only person telling her I liked her the way she was.

miracle fruit · April 23, 2011, 11:05:14 PM

hmmmm well give me her phone number

pop-tart · April 23, 2011, 11:11:17 PM

I go thru women faster than gallons of milk. And I don't mean that in a 'Dave is so cool' kinda way. More of a 'Why isn't Dave worthy of being loved' kinda way.

PolyhedronClock · April 23, 2011, 11:20:41 PM

she just hatin' cuz your terran'ing it up.

Kombucha · April 23, 2011, 11:23:10 PM

Quote from: PolyhedronClock;1817390she just hatin' cuz your terran'ing it up.

You should have just said "Terran it up".

Yay puns.

WiiClock · April 23, 2011, 11:25:09 PM

i'm a nerd and no one will ever like me the same way she did

WiiClock · April 23, 2011, 11:25:33 PM

i want to send her so many angry text messages

miracle fruit · April 23, 2011, 11:27:46 PM

give me her phone number so we can all send her angry text messages

she will never want to break up with my friend again

WiiClock · April 23, 2011, 11:32:27 PM

no

miracle fruit · April 23, 2011, 11:34:25 PM

your jsut made because i will steal your gf because everyone knows im the superior joe(y)

WiiClock · April 23, 2011, 11:40:59 PM

Quote from: MiraclefruitClock;1817397your jsut made because i will steal your gf because everyone knows im the superior joe(y)

yeah that's probably why also this sucks my life sucks wtf i wish i was white and then everything would be okay

NintendrCkolc · April 24, 2011, 01:34:26 AM

At least you're single. Having a girlfriend is nice but sometimes you just need a fucking break.

WiiClock · April 24, 2011, 01:47:30 AM

Quote from: NINTY;1817400At least you're single. Having a girlfriend is nice but sometimes you just need a fucking break.

this is very true.

i mean i have starcraft, weed, school, and work to worry about. (in order of importance obv)
I don't even think I have the time for a girlfriend.

I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I · April 24, 2011, 05:01:19 AM

Get a boyfriend.

WrenchClock · April 24, 2011, 06:04:13 AM

Did you eat her?

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