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my girlfriend broke up with me and i'm sad

Farted by WiiClock, April 23, 2011, 10:32:04 PM

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WiiClock

HELLO EVERYONE.

Kombucha


WiiClock

Quote from: Kombucha;1817380I thought you were the fat one.

no i'm skinny as fuck

i think it fucked with her head, because now she blames me for having bad self esteem. over the past year, she's been trying to lose as much weight as possible for reasons unknown to me.
she went vegetarian (stupid), started running like 5 miles a day, started skipping meals.
just so she could be as skinny as me???????
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VuBawlsClock

Maybe she was trying to lose it for you?
Fuck anonfrog

Biggskoo

you probably are to blame because you weigh like 15 pounds

WiiClock

Quote from: Vuvuzela;1817382Maybe she was trying to lose it for you?

i kept telling her to gain weight LOL


Quote from: biggs;1817383you probably are to blame because you weigh like 15 pounds

oh well, she should be comfortable in her own body. I tried to help her do that, I don't see how breaking up with me is going to help her gain her self esteem back when I was the only person telling her I liked her the way she was.
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miracle fruit


pop-tart

I go thru women faster than gallons of milk. And I don't mean that in a 'Dave is so cool' kinda way. More of a 'Why isn't Dave worthy of being loved' kinda way.

:(

PolyhedronClock

she just hatin' cuz your terran'ing it up.

Kombucha

Quote from: PolyhedronClock;1817390she just hatin' cuz your terran'ing it up.
You should have just said "Terran it up".

Yay puns.

WiiClock

i'm a nerd and no one will ever like me the same way she did
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WiiClock

i want to send her so many angry text messages
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miracle fruit

give me her phone number so we can all send her angry text messages

she will never want to break up with my friend again

WiiClock

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miracle fruit

your jsut made because i will steal your gf because everyone knows im the superior joe(y)

WiiClock

Quote from: MiraclefruitClock;1817397your jsut made because i will steal your gf because everyone knows im the superior joe(y)

yeah that's probably why also this sucks my life sucks wtf i wish i was white and then everything would be okay
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NintendrCkolc

At least you're single. Having a girlfriend is nice but sometimes you just need a fucking break.

WiiClock

Quote from: NINTY;1817400At least you're single. Having a girlfriend is nice but sometimes you just need a fucking break.

this is very true.

i mean i have starcraft, weed, school, and work to worry about. (in order of importance obv)
I don't even think I have the time for a girlfriend.
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