So ummm yeah... my poop was sticky today.

[TequilaClock]

I was trying to wipe myself but it was feeling hard and sticky instead of ... well... regular.

Sticky as in... like peanut butter.

Why does this happen?

And yes I am serious.


I found some results on Google but they are also very redundant only telling me like "eat more fiber" and stuff, but there are many cases there that it also happens to vegetarians that eat fiber like crazy.

[Kombucha]

Good to know.

[AmberArachnidClock]

dont suck dick as much?

[Lump Clock]

When I realized my stool was irregularly bloody I drank more water and less alcohol. Maybe you should drink more water and less syrup.

[TequilaClock]

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When I realized my stool was irregularly bloody I drank more water and less alcohol. Maybe you should drink more water and less syrup.

Wait, does alcohol have something to do with it? Because I had some beer today.

[Thor]

Have you been eating excessive amounts of peanut butter?

[DiscoBallClock]

You are starting to mutate. Soon your whole body will have a peanut butter-ish texture.

[Sombra]

you re dying

[Sombra]

I drank more water and less alcohol

what does this mean

[Lump Clock]

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Wait, does alcohol have something to do with it? Because I had some beer today.

Well, probably not, because I have some beer almost every day. In at least a six pack amount. So... yeah
 

what does this mean

It means that, very scarcly, I won't be drunk.

[AbsintheClock]

marinate it in yogurt.

[WrenchClock]

Cut it off.

[Lump Clock]

Cut it off.

With safety scissors. I did the same thing to my hemorrhoid.

[WrenchClock]

All the times I used safety scissors as a kid, I don't remember actually cutting anything with them. It just sort of creases the paper slightly.

[EnglishClock]

oh my I seem to have accidentally stumbled into NG BBS general discussion, don't mind me just heading on out now

[Thor]

Are you getting enough fiber in your diet? If not peanut butter is a good source of fiber.

[I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I]

I regret to inform you that you are peanut butter. Eat more peanut butter to solve this problem.

[Silly Putty Clock]

You have become a peanut butter dispenser. The best thing you can do is to share your newfound wealth of peanut butter with the masses.

[RobClock]

You have become a peanut butter dispenser. The best thing you can do is to share your newfound wealth of peanut butter with the masses.

or sell it and accumulate an actual wealth.