insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation

[Insomnia]

wth the clock crew networks through twitter why qwasn't I informed of this

Since you're like the hot topic right now, seems like a good time to bring this up. I don't believe you're gay. You're a faggot. This does not make you a homosexual. You may have had a cock in your mouth at one point, but it was probably your uncle's and it's just left you damaged and confused. I'm really, truly sorry. You're just horrible with women. Even worse than Biggs.

[Slurpee]

you're like the hot topic right now

damn right I am.

[Slurpee]

also I object to your classification of molestation survivors as "faggots". those people have been through more than enough psychological harm without being burdened with an offensive epithet. I have to say that makes your sympathies for my hypothetical predicament smack of insincerity, which calls into question your entire overarching premise.
so, I have to ask: are you being mean to me, insomnia?

because what the heck. I thought we like had an unspoken faggo solidarity.
I'm just trying to ask questions about the twitter here and you're getting all inappropriate on me.

[miracle fruit]

insomnia and slurpee should meet up and have raging gay clock sex

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insomnia and slurpee should meet up and have raging gay clock sex

And video tape it. Not that I`d watch it or anything.

EDIT: WHAT THE FUCK. WHY IS THE SHIFTY EYE DOG GONE

[Insomnia]

also I object to your classification of molestation survivors as "faggots". those people have been through more than enough psychological harm without being burdened with an offensive epithet. I have to say that makes your sympathies for my hypothetical predicament smack of insincerity, which calls into question your entire overarching premise.
so, I have to ask: are you being mean to me, insomnia?

because what the heck. I thought we like had an unspoken faggo solidarity.
I'm just trying to ask questions about the twitter here and you're getting all inappropriate on me.

I wouldn't be mean to you slurps I vaguely remember liking you, and I'm sure that stems from something. Shitty memory. Still don't think you're gay. Not that I have any sort of grasp on your personality, it's just that... this is the Clock Crew. I don't think that any other LGBT besides myself would ever voluntarily stay in this community unless they were as self destructive and self loathing enough to-- oooohhh, I see what you did there!

[Insomnia]

Oh yeah forgot this: "I would never call a gay guy a faggot, unless, you know, he's being a faggot."

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If I were a queerbutt and not all abstinent and stuff I'd let slurps put it in me probably wouldn't hurt or nothing 'cause he's all asian and stuf

Somni though I bet his dick is a butt punisher sorry dude its a no go lets just cuddle

What kind of asian we talk'in here? One of those smexy Japense or Korean breeds? Those are mah top 2 baby. Then Thai and Chinese on a case to case basis.

I'm doin pretty good for myself. Quite content with with the good Lord has given me. Works out even nicer with my small stature. Good proportions, ya know?

[Insomnia]

Also we can platonic cuddle which means it's all good until someone gets a boner and even then it has to be the one who is behind if someone's in the front end of the spooning and gets a boner it's don't ask don't tell also no moaning

No, no. Y-you just stop right there. You've got this all wrong. If the two parties wish to engage in the act of cuddling, and if one to two parties become erect at any point or time, under the prior engagement statute, you have at least 24 hours to engage in the act of frotting. Queer Law.

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This ain't new hampshire we don't recognize dem laws

[Insomnia]

Fine No frotting then.

[miracle fruit]

may i ask how discussion of snapples recent bans can quickly turn into people lying about their small cocks ?

[VuBawlsClock]

I made a flying penis jet thing in gmod. everyone in the server went wild

[AstronautClock]

1.4 inches guys

[AC Slater]

If you're trying to goad me into posting a pic I'm afraid you're barking up the wrong tree

He'll post pics, I know he will. Don't challenge him!

[Thor]

damn right I am.

exhaust needs to be reimplemented as a forum skin

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[Insomnia]

Okay, I took a lot of zannies last night, but I'm pretty god damn sure that I didn't make a thread for this. Half the shit I said was in jest, so let me clarify.

If Slurpee sucks cocks, good on 'em. I just don't know how I wasn't aware of this before, and how I didn't pick up on it. I'm usually quite good at that, even through text.

About us gettin freaky... probably wouldnt happen. I think I put him in the No category way back when in the face pics thread. Can't remember.

And I'll respond to actual posts later. I feel really odd now and am kind of waiting for reality to kick in.

And Slurpee still gets more pussy than Biggs. Biggs gets negative pussy.

[Slurpee]

I think I put him in the No category way back when in the face pics thread.

;_;


I'M UGLY

[Slurpee]

also

I'm pretty god damn sure that I didn't make a thread for this.

you didn't, somebody ripped it out of the snapple bans thread

[Insomnia]

;_;


I'M UGLY

No, I'm just very specific, vain, and have high standards. Basically, I'm looking for myself, but the problem is that I'm self loathing, so I'm guessing it wouldn't work out.

Face & torso pics or gtfo