insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation

[EnglishClock]

[Insomnia]

do you actually play kill bang marry with the post your pic thread :/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/

Yes. Actively. I kept a chart for quite some time, rating from 1 to 10, 7s being considered, 8s with free passes. Color coded for quick glances sake, graphed, hanging the wall from highest to lowest. Want to guess your number? It actually correlates with your astral sign.

[DigitalLemonClock]

lol ur his dad

[Insomnia]

I'm writing Clammy's biography.

[Biggskoo]

And Slurpee still gets more pussy than Biggs. Biggs gets negative pussy.

i wish i had a clever retort for this but

[Lump Clock]

Yes. Actively. I kept a chart for quite some time, rating from 1 to 10, 7s being considered, 8s with free passes. Color coded for quick glances sake, graphed, hanging the wall from highest to lowest. Want to guess your number? It actually correlates with your astral sign.

I find this incredibly amusing.

[Insomnia]

I find this incredibly amusing.

It's like the Clock Crew is in some alternate dimension where sarcasm is either understood or hated.

Clammy, suck my dick. Just suck that shit right up you pathetic sniveling little canuck.

[Lump Clock]

It's like the Clock Crew is in some alternate dimension where sarcasm is either understood or hated.

Hey now, I assumed you were being sarcastic. It doesn't stop me from being amused by it.

[Insomnia]

its like youre trying to be offensive but the same time hope it actually happens

So you're telling me there's a chance...

[miracle fruit]

do you actually play kill bang marry with the post your pic thread :/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/

kill bang marry sounds stupid and awkward, i thought the game was called FMK

[WrenchClock]

I thought it was Shag, Marry, Kill

[Insomnia]

Mate Feed Kill Repeat

[EtchASketchClock]

bind torture kill

[Insomnia]

While we're on the topic of sexuality, DwarfinatorClock fucks dogs, horses, large cats, and this one time when he was really drunk, Krak.

[miracle fruit]

While we're on the topic of sexuality, DwarfinatorClock fucks dogs, horses, large cats, and this one time when he was really drunk, Krak.

at least dwarfinatorclock doesnt get fucked

[Slurpee]

at least dwarfinatorclock doesnt get fucked

yeah at least logically baseless homophobic phallocentric remark

[Slurpee]

the kind of sex I would like to have has to be inherently superior to others b/c that's the only way I can overcome my crushing fears of sexual inadequacy.
|/

[Slurpee]

maybe if I repeat it enough times I won't cry the next time a gay thought sneaks into my head when I cum
|/

[clockradioclock]

Phallocentrism is prejudice against people who hang slightly to the left or right

goddamnit man, this is it. corpsegrinderclock is no bitch.

[AMPEEEM]

When you have two gay friends that finally meet your like oh guys you should do it and they're like ech, no, gross, what, just cuz hes a dude?

but they totally wanna fuck