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Farted by PhantomCatClock, October 25, 2019, 06:21:25 AM

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You are a sexy adventurer wearing nothing but assless chaps, a gun belt, and a full plate helm with plume. You encounter a hydra with three heads. Two heads are clearly distracted by your outfit, however, the straight head remains furious. Cutting off a h

I have solved the riddle.
I have not solved the riddle. I tried shooting the hydra in the mouth.
I have not solved the riddle. I tried cutting off the hydra's heads.
I have not solved the riddle. I tried flirting with the furious head.
I have not solved the riddle. There was no emotional connection once I got to know the interested heads.
I have not solved the riddle. I shot the hydra in the heart.
I have not solved the riddle. I tried to negotiate with the hydra as though it were a single entity when in fact it has three seperate minds.
I have not solved the riddle. The hydra can not read.
I have not solved the riddle. I tried walking away only to be eaten by a hydra.
I have not solved the riddle. My surrender was met with immediate death.
I have not solved the riddle. Reinforcements were inadequate.
I have not solved the riddle. My kindness was not reciprocated.
I have not solved the riddle. The hydra is acid-proof and no other chemical attacks prospered.
I have not solved the riddle. Even after dividing them with politics, a single one of the hydra's heads was smarter than me.
I have not solved the riddle. The hydra did not wish to trade, nor could I offer it any other services to win its favor.
I have not solved the riddle. My magic was deflected by the hydra's shimmering scales.
I have not solved the riddle. When I gave the hydra one of my guns, it shot me.
I have not solved the riddle. Despite the massive amounts of oxygen three brains must require, the hydra could hold its breath longer than me.
I have not solved the riddle. The paladin statue outside was not a petrified ally but, in fact, a statue.
I have not solved the riddle. Locking myself in with the hydra only brought my death sooner.
I have not solved the riddle. Testifying in court against the hydra was not convincing without proof.
I have not solved the riddle. Taking off what little armor I had only made me even less protected from three sets of terrible fangs.
I have not solved the riddle. I could not seduce the hydra.
I have not solved the riddle. The hydra could not seduce me.
I have not solved the riddle. Officially, I slipped on an ice cube. The hydra walked without a trial.
I have not solved the riddle. Despite accepting my bribe, the hydra ate me for having no more gold.
I have not solved the riddle. I was so close, but some Yosemite Sam bullshit backfired on me at the last second.
I have not solved the riddle. I could not defeat the hydra in a contest of brute strength.
I have not solved the riddle. I could not climb the walls of the hydra's cave.
I have not solved the riddle. It was not safe under the hydra's table.
I have not solved the riddle. I tried shooting myself in the head but it only gave me a headache.
I have not solved the riddle. When I headbutted the hydra, I learned why my full plate helm with plume was so affordable.
I have not solved the riddle. I broke my wrist punching the hydra's petrous hide.
I have not solved the riddle. Urinating on the hydra made no difference.
I have not solved the riddle. The hydra is immune to hypnosis.
I have not solved the riddle. I could not intimidate any of the hydra's personalities.
I have not solved the riddle. The hydra could tell my promises were nothing but sweet lies.
I have not solved the riddle. Changing the subject did not fool the hydra.
I have not solved the riddle. A butt.
A butt.

PhantomCatClock

QuoteYou are a sexy adventurer wearing nothing but assless chaps, a gun belt, and a full plate helm with plume. You encounter a hydra with three heads. Two heads are clearly distracted by your outfit, however, the straight head remains furious. Cutting off a head causes another to grow back instantly. The hydra is bulletproof even inside its mouths.

I know the answer

VCRClock

I have not solved the riddle. The hydra is a 501(c)(3).
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

Slurpee

I Have Solved The Riddle Of The Hydra But I Won't Say What The Solution Is Because I Am Waiting To See If Somebody Else Has Solved The Riddle Of The Hydra And I Do Not Want To Give It Away

PhantomCatClock

Yes, my records show that one other has solved the hydra riddle. Good, good.

RobClock


k9

>phantomcat likes men
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Thor

I actually have 4 guns *kisses bicep*
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

I didnt want to solve the riddle I just wanted to pee on something mythological. and leprechauns aren't into watersports THIS IS ALL I HAVE LEFT.

BinaryClock

You are a sexy adventurer wearing nothing butt
BinaryClock, if you wanna play uno type !unohelp to see how to

BinaryClock

K A C H O W !



but no i don't know the riddle. i just enjoy the presupposition of being sexy.
BinaryClock, if you wanna play uno type !unohelp to see how to

PhantomCatClock