Missed Connections on Craigslist

[F U Clock]

Who the fuck are these for? In case you are uninitiated, Craigslist has a section called Missed Connections where people just blindly post about people they saw (and want to fuck) in a public place but couldn't make a connection with, hoping that that person thought they made a connection too and will look for their post on Craigslist. Has this ever worked out for anyone?

This thread is for making fun of these people and posting their crushed dreams in your area.

Your beautiful eyes can't lie to me. I can see in them that you like me. We can't stop looking at each other everytime I go to your work place. And I like you too. I came out too strong the last time, I know. But this situation is driving me crazy, so close to you and I don't know the right words to say or what to do. The other day I was going to give you my number but was not able too. I will try today again to give you my number. If I don't and you see this please reply. I would like to get to know you.

[F U Clock]

we met late at night and you sucked me off...You said i wasnt dominating enough....ive changed...i want to show you!

Good to know that person who you sucked off in a parking lot has improved their domination skills. Maybe give them a call.

[F U Clock]

i know this is a long shot but last night/this morning u ask me for some money for gas as u needed gas to get to auburn, i gave u the money but i wanted to tell u i wanted to suck your black cock. i live in elbridge, let me know maybe i could suck u, tell me how much money i gave u or color of my car. so i know it is u

Awww if only you'd had the guts then to ask that gas station hobo if you could suck his rotten dick! Let's see if the fates will align!

[pop-tart]

It's a shame you weren't more coherent (the smell was a dead giveaway  that you were kinda drunk).  I had glasses on and so did you.  We're  both white guys with average builds.  We were also both wearing somewhat  dark-colored jeans (I remember cuz we were pressing our legs against  each other).

I got off at Addison and I tried to tell you to do the same, but I'm pretty sure you didn't.  I lost track of you at that point.

That was kinda hot!  Send me a note if you remember anything.      

I almost got excited... then I saw white guys..

[screwclock]

I almost got excited... then I saw white guys..

^ black guy

[Kodiakclock]

< olskoo

[Loki Clock]

v missed connection pretender

[zl]

> self-referencing statement

[BinaryClock]

^ self-referencing statement

[VCRClock]

love at first poop

DETROIT WHAT
DETROIT WHAT
DETROIT, BABY

[HeinekenClock]

Reading things like that makes me wonder if mankind is actually several different species that just never interbreed because each of the species is too fucking weird to the other to ever be compatible.

[Kodiakclock]

You came to my house today to replace and install some lighting.
I really wanted to invite you in and offer you a blow job, but I chickened out.
We settled up, and before you left, you gave me your phone number.
Let me know if you'd be interested in my offer another time.  
Those darn lights always need service - Maybe the lighting guy does too!