Mexicans, great or awesome?

Pube Carville · August 25, 2011, 04:03:52 PM

Well trimmed lawns, tacos, margaritas, what more is there to love?

Pube OReilly · August 25, 2011, 04:06:27 PM

I love the leprosy.

Oh wait, not love, fear for the safety of my loved ones and also their jobs and their rights to be free from being beheaded by a Papist drug cartel labor union.

Pube Carville · August 25, 2011, 04:09:12 PM

Your kids are probably shitty farmers and landscapers anyhow. Besides if we start distributing cocaine, and heroin at our local community centers then maybe they wouldn't be selling drugs in the first place. You ever think of that?

Pube OReilly · August 25, 2011, 04:13:54 PM

My son (Pube Spencer) and daughter (Pube Madeline) are eight and thirteen respectively.

I can literally smell you getting aroused at the prospect of undermining their family values.

Pube Carville · August 25, 2011, 04:16:24 PM

You sure that smell isn't coming from that stain on your pants from sexually harassing the secretary? Besides I don't mind if your son Spencer wants to start a family. Especially if it involves marrying an illegal Mexican for citizenship, and adopting a baby from Ghana.

Pube OReilly · August 25, 2011, 04:20:26 PM

The secretary-boss relationship is a sacred American institution! You'd prefer to have a "mistress"...like the french.

Pube Carville · August 25, 2011, 04:22:46 PM

I like my mistress to serve me french fries, french toast, and other fine french cuisine because I'm a sophisticated cosmopolitan unlike you brutish right wing apes.

Pube OReilly · August 25, 2011, 04:28:25 PM

I'm not an ape I'm a human being, just like God made me. You're the ones always bragging about being apes, and you fling money at our fiscal problems just like it was your own shit!

Pube Carville · August 25, 2011, 04:39:58 PM

Why don't you go ride your creationist dinosaur? Don't believe in global warming? How the hell did I get a sunburn this year? I didn't get a sunburn last year. It's all you corporate jerks polluting my good clean air. I wish you people didn't breathe. And yeah I said it. YOU PEOPLE.

Pube OReilly · August 25, 2011, 04:45:28 PM

Global warming is a myth perpetrated by the liberal media to cover up the fact that the only reason why God allowed you to be born was so that the glare off your ghastly neck-glans would melt glaciers and flood california and New York, giving states like Nevada, Arizona, and the Carolinas the beach-front property they deserve.

Pube Carville · August 25, 2011, 04:47:42 PM

One of these days my big glare is gonna give you skin cancer, and then you'll be sorry when you didn't raise 5 billion dollars to nuke the sun in a preemptive strike.

Pube OReilly · August 25, 2011, 04:52:05 PM

Quote from: Pube Carville;1844185One of these days my big glare is gonna give you skin cancer, and then you'll be sorry when you didn't raise 5 billion dollars to nuke the sun in a preemptive strike.

Oh yes rub it in that I can't raise 5 billion dollars, when you know full well it's due to Mister Obama's bloodthirsty and vicious taxes on those who are able to earn a respectable seven figure income for themselves through honest, hard work and spoils system networking!

And you'd like me to get cancer, wouldn't you, so that you could advance your communazi final solution and holocaust conservative America with your Stalinist death panels!

Pube Carville · August 25, 2011, 04:54:38 PM

It wouldn't be worth operating on you anyhow. You'd probably go back to your 12 hour tanning sessions and Jack In The Box. I do blame you cons for not raising the money. If we didn't spend all that money on YOUR STUPID WAR we wouldn't have this problem. Arms are for hugging, not for killing babies.

Pube OReilly · August 25, 2011, 04:57:06 PM

Quote from: Pube Carville;1844192It wouldn't be worth operating on you anyhow. You'd probably go back to your 12 hour tanning sessions and Jack In The Box. I do blame you cons for not raising the money. If we didn't spend all that money on YOUR STUPID WAR we wouldn't have this problem. Arms are for hugging, not for killing babies.

You're right, it is my war, and your jihad! And for the record I prefer Carl's Jr., hotter ladies and bigger burgers.

And you're one to talk about killing babies, yeah I bet you don't use your arms, you prefer to use roto-rooter

Pube Carville · August 25, 2011, 05:00:24 PM

I'd rather be vacuumed out than nuked. And what hotter ladies? Paris Hilton? That bitch could use a cheeseburger. Also how am I supposed to be godless and a jihadist. Do you even know what Islam is?

Pube OReilly · August 25, 2011, 05:04:11 PM

Yeah you "don't" want to be nuked. Funny thing coming from the one giving all the money to North Korea!

Clocktopus · August 25, 2011, 05:40:01 PM

hey look i'm not made of pubes

Pube OReilly · August 25, 2011, 06:08:12 PM

why would we look

Pube Carville · August 25, 2011, 06:11:57 PM

Quote from: HyundaiClock;1844232hey look i'm not made of pubes

It's ok, you'll be a man someday.

Pube OReilly · August 25, 2011, 06:15:53 PM

Quote from: Pube Carville;1844260It's ok, you'll be a man someday.

Or whatever Mr. Carville is.

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