I'll be moderating this forum from now on

[Pube Glenn Beck]

So if any of you liberal monkeys try that add homonym shit against me you'll get sent to abu ghraib!

[Pube Carville]

You wanna touch my balls? Is that what I heard? I'm gonna get a lawyer about that.

[Sombra]

Communist liberal defeatocrats in the white house

[Pube OReilly]

You wanna touch my balls? Is that what I heard? I'm gonna get a lawyer about that.

Vicious slander by libs perpetuating homophobic stereotypes about conservatives.

Could this be the work of the gay agenda?

[Pube Carville]

I think what we need to do is get Obama to fire y'all. I dunno which one of these faggots made you mod.

[Pube OReilly]

I think what we need to do is get Obama to fire y'all. I dunno which one of these faggots made you mod.

The hard-working American people made me a mod though free enterprise. Obama can't fire me because I'm not a card-carrying commie in his socialist forum gulag

[Pube Glenn Beck]

You wanna touch my balls? Is that what I heard? I'm gonna get a lawyer about that.

Who the hell made you a mod, great, I bet Pube John Stewart is mod too now.

[Pube OReilly]

Who the hell made you a mod, great, I bet Pube John Stewart is mod too now.

No no this is the clock crew network he's only on basic clock crew

funnyman pube stewart funnyman funnyman he is a funnyman, funnyman

[AbsintheClock]

By American People you must mean me.

[Sombra]

It's only a matter of time before our god-given nation, the United States of America, is overrun by communism; the communist liberal defeatocrats have already infiltrated the white house and their sympathizers push their agenda in congress as we speak.

[PubeHuffington]

I'm paying to have a thousand buses full of homeopathic biological weapons sent to your house, so you better find some anthrax to lower the CC level with.

[Pube Carville]

Make love to me woman.

[PubeHuffington]

You're a bit leftist for my taste, dear.

[Pube Ron Paul]

You're a bit leftist for my taste, dear.

How about a prime sample of American Pride from old Uncle Paul? I may have a few years behind me but just like my political views, I shoot straight up the center.

-Ron Paul 2012

[AlbinoClock]

As long as I don't have to keep the baby.

[PubeSharpton]

I see how it is.

You will moderate all these whiteys, but you won't moderate me. Ya'll are just hatin on all the black brothers and sisters like me and PubeRonPaul.

IT'S RACISM I TELL YOU. RACISM IN THE CLOCKCREW.

[GearBoxClock]

Which one o' ya' gits do I have ta crump ta get a job?

[AbsintheClock]

I got through on the dutch vote. I promised them all a year's supply of mayo.