Man writes a book about fucking a dolphin, and it sells.

[AbsintheClock]

She was the one that got away.

Malcolm Brenner, 60, wrote "Wet Goddess," a new book about a man's nine-month sexual relationship with a dolphin -- an affair that bears "a striking degree of resemblance" to his own interspecies romance.

The author claims he started his relationship with a dolphin named Dolly back in 1970, when he was in his early 20s. Brenner was a sophomore at New College of Florida in Sarasota. A writer hired Brenner to take photographs for a children's book about the dolphin show at an amusement park in nearby Nokomis. He was given free access to the park and introduced to the staff.

If Brenner is to be believed, the dolphin courted him.

Initially, "she became more and more aggressive," said Brenner, who lives in Punta Gorda, Fla. "She would thrust herself against me."

But over time, Dolly became more gentle, he claimed.

"I found that extraordinarily erotic," Brenner said. "It's like being with a tiger or a bear. This is an animal that could kill you in two seconds if it wanted to."

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See if you guys felt as creeped out as I did.

[YoYoClock]

Perfectly normal

[Kodiakclock]

have you never fucked a dolphin? its really really phenominal.

[DWARFINATORclock]

well its not exactly a bestseller

[BilliardBall10]

marlin clock should be VERY afraid.

i know i am.

[PineappleClock]

Well they already make robo-tails for dolphins, sexy breast implants can't be too far away.

[AbsintheClock]

well its not exactly a bestseller

Five stars on Amazon, it's getting there.

[BluezombieClock]

Oh god.

Wet goddess? The fuck, couldn't he have picked a better title?

[RenegadeClock]

Got my Dolphin Fleshlight on backorder.

[GearBoxClock]

Maybe this guy got dolphin-raped and didn't realize it

[AbsintheClock]

How do you rape a 400 pound fish that has jaws that could crush you like a beer can? If you ask me, I think Flipper liked it.

[Clocktopus]

you sure it wasn't hank hill who wrote this

[WrenchClock]

I read this as "Man writes a book about a fucking dolphin" and i was like "oh that isn't so bad"

[PirateClock]

[HookshotClock]

A game I'll never be able to play now.  Thanks.

[Clocktopus]

i fucking love ecco. i mentioned this in bluezombie's dreamcast thread

[Thor]

Why would anybody buy this wtf

[AbsintheClock]

Why would anybody buy this wtf

These folks

[Robfire]

Honestly I'd prefer this over Twilight or whatever kids are reading these days.

[GreyClock]

I'm not sure if the author is the ultimate troll or just batshit. If you look at his website there are just a few too many red flags. Supposed cult upbringing. Getting molested. Self-proclaimed Wiccan/neoPagan. This fucking gem: "Yes, Malcolm is the middle of three children!"