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SwirlberryClock · September 27, 2011, 02:18:29 PM

So, in a few weeks I'm doing this joke pageant thing for my college called Mr. Caz. I did it last year and it was pretty fun, so I'm doing it again. Now, there is a talent portion to this, and last year I did a thing that was kinda like Evolution of Dance: here if you can see it, I dunno. So this year I have no idea what to do. I'm thinking about maybe doing a cowbell routine thing: start off with blue oyster cult and then go into other modern songs, rap included. I'm not entirely in love with this idea. I might also do a based song, you know like Lil B, if you don't know look it up. So clock crew, I'm here asking you for any ideas that one person by themselves can do for a talent.

MISTA BOOTSIE · September 27, 2011, 08:24:26 PM

call everyone a pigeon fucker and hit yourself with a hammer

MISTA BOOTSIE · September 27, 2011, 08:28:46 PM

Quote from: RibsClock;1859925Compose a pigeon fucker opera where at the end of your final aria you beat yourself to death with a hammer to a full orchestra version of the Anvil Chorus

SwirlberryClock · September 27, 2011, 08:34:40 PM

Hmmm, that all sounds well, albeit a bit to complex for me.

MISTA BOOTSIE · September 27, 2011, 08:35:19 PM

Quote from: SwirlberryClock;1859932Hmmm, that all sounds well, albeit a bit to complex for me.

pussy.

SwirlberryClock · September 27, 2011, 08:36:09 PM

I'm afraid that I may very well be a vagina.

HookshotClock · September 27, 2011, 08:53:32 PM

Then be VaginaClock.

Or CuntClock.

CuntClock has a ring to it.

Be TelephoneClock.

BluezombieClock · September 27, 2011, 09:05:22 PM

Play FU's clockday song!

VuBawlsClock · September 27, 2011, 09:09:15 PM

Quote from: BluezombieClock;1859950Play FU's clockday song!

RenegadeClock · September 27, 2011, 09:25:42 PM

Eat a 12 pack of tacos.

SwirlberryClock · September 27, 2011, 10:03:04 PM

Quote from: clammo;1859962tell them the entire story of your favourite anime

I'm too fly for anime.

CranberryClock · September 28, 2011, 07:41:37 AM

Lick your elbow

I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I · September 28, 2011, 02:23:03 PM

Just start crying on stage.

Flan Clock · September 28, 2011, 03:25:01 PM

Quote from: BlobClock;1860091Just start crying on stage.

But pee your pants first

GearBoxClock · September 28, 2011, 03:41:02 PM

Just stare.
Stare for minutes and then slowly start undressing.

Slurpee · September 28, 2011, 03:56:40 PM

go on stage with the box
get out of it
you were inside the box the whole time!
..... but how???

SwirlberryClock · September 28, 2011, 07:30:49 PM

Quote from: Slurpee;1860117go on stage with the box
get out of it
you were inside the box the whole time!
..... but how???

Mind = Blown.

I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I · September 28, 2011, 08:49:57 PM

Quote from: Flan Clock;1860106But pee your pants first

Yes

DWARFINATORclock · September 28, 2011, 09:48:11 PM

fling poop at the audience and scream like a monkey

miracle fruit · September 28, 2011, 09:55:57 PM

ride across the stage in a penny-farthing bicycle and mean mug the entire audience

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