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Farted by HeinekenClock, October 12, 2011, 03:56:05 PM

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GreyClock

Quote from: HeinekenClock;1867253A bar I went to in Sneek used to do this until they were banned from doing that because it was a fire hazard >:(
The only real fire hazards are those goddamn candles everywhere. I don't know what they expect, but every time we're a few beers deep this friend of mine insists on burning peanut shells and the entire bar always smells awful. Real men accidentally light their own hair on fire or hold their hand in the flame to prove they have fireproof hands because their grandfather was a baker? Why we're still allowed in I have no idea.

AbsintheClock

You folks are kinda fucked up over there huh?

AMPEEEM

Well I don't go to bars because they're expensive as fuck, but get this: the shitty little liquor store less than a mile away from my house has delirium tremens 24/7, so I just stalk up on that. In fact, fuck, I want some now.

PirateClock

Heineken you suck.

Also Rum Coke is a match made in heaven. Cocktails are fun when you are on a beach in the Caribbean, but that's about it.
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HeinekenClock




Though Rum & Coke and a lot of other mixed drinks with Coke are good combo's, definitely.

AbsintheClock

I like rum and coke too. I mostly drink beer though. Scotch is if for if you really want to be manly.

PirateClock

Quote from: HeinekenClock;1867277


Though Rum & Coke and a lot of other mixed drinks with Coke are good combo's, definitely.

No, but Mojito is defiantly for pussies.
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CranberryClock

I used to make this drink to get girls drunk and basically have sex with them. No lie, if the girl says she doesn't like alcohol or she says that she doesnt like shots or whatever.. this is enough that she will like it, and drink about 20 of them and get effed.


-Blue Garaco
-Red Grenadine
-Redbull
-Malibu Rum

bam..


1 shot of blue and 2 shots of maibu in one glass
1 shot of red and 2 shots of redbull in another

get a cup, drop it in, watch the fun begin.

buttplug

wtf this auto play is ruining my viking metal WOJINHUIJGWSN

I like rum and coke and straight shots honesty.

Lump Clock

I used to have this little mixture that I liked to call Hammer Downs:

Get a Pint Glass

Make about 1/3rd of it *your favorite Vodka here*

Finish filling to 2/3rds with Triple Sec or some other orange flavored liquor.

Actually add a bit of orange Juice to it.

And then drink it super fast because it tastes super close to Orange Juice, and you get drunk about 2-3 times as fast depending on your tolerance.

Of course now-a-days I mostly drink the Japanese imported beer, Sapporo (Standard Alc/Vol), or my favorite Russian import, Spaten Optimator (7.6% Alc/Vol); Both great beers. I recently went to this Brewery/Restaurant name E.J.Phair and they had this great house brew amber whose name escapes me, but the flavor was the best amber I've had ever and the Alc/Vol was at 8% so it was hard to argue with.

Man, I love alcohol quite a bit.... hmm.

Asshatclock

Quote from: Buttplug;1870503wtf this auto play is ruining my viking metal WOJINHUIJGWSN

I like rum and coke and straight shots honesty.

this autoplay isn't ruining anything.

Sinister Clock

#31
Vodka and more vodka.

And fuck autoplaying dick lord bags.


Autoplaying is hilarious and original.

HeinekenClock

Quote from: Lump Clock;1870523And then drink it super fast because it tastes super close to Orange Juice, and you get drunk about 2-3 times as fast depending on your tolerance.

I never got the appeal to get drunk as soon as possible.
If I drink any harder than I already do my nights would end way too early.

Quote from: Sinister Clock;1870542Autoplaying is hilarious and original.

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GodClock

Quote from: GreyClock;1867245Are there giant baskets of free peanuts? Are you allowed to throw the empty shells on the floor?

A bar I frequent has this, however they do not serve delirium tremens. A few other big bars around here have it on tap, but its too expensive for me to frequent, I stick to the peanut bar with $6 pitchers
Sw@g
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1893997godclock probably now that I think about it. We could bro it out he could learn me how to surf and then we cruise bro our way out of there into brosville

Lump Clock

Quote from: HeinekenClock;1870557I never got the appeal to get drunk as soon as possible.
If I drink any harder than I already do my nights would end way too early.

I only used to drink like this a couple years ago while I was in the military and when I really started drinking regularly. And funnily enough my tolerance was, and still is a bit, quite high. So I could literally have 3 or 4 of those glasses and be fine till about midnight when I'd crash.

For all my other friends, this drink would fuck them hard.

But like I said, my tastes and desires for alcohol and a buzz have shifted to a more laid back gear.

Kodiakclock

Miller High Life

and Malibou coconut rum mixed with lemonade.
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AMPEEEM

Sought this thread out just to say, I discovered Guinness. Oh man, I love it.