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[Losperman]

Ok, time to give this whole research paper thing another try. The final draft (for me) is due tomorrow. That gives me about 12 hours.

Also, if anyone gets a chance (and likes reading) check this story out: http://www.usfca.edu/fac-staff/southerr/wgoing2.html It's one of the best damn short stories I have ever read. I wish my research paper was on that, rather than this one. I like it, but the first story is fucking sweet.

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"Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been?"

I hated that story.

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Now when I say ¥ I don't mean it in a negative way...

[Losperman]

"Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been?"

I hated that story.

HOW COULD YOU?

Explain plz.

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HOW COULD YOU?

Explain plz.

"helo i m promiscuose gurl"
"o hi im symbolic rapist stalker who is so manipulated by the literary style it is kind of hard to see who i am"
"ok kewl... o btw rofl@ur car"
"lol wan2 c teh othar side?"
"not rly my mind is telling me ur evil and theres a midget in the passenger seat"
"I SED LOL WAN2 C TEH OTHAR SIDE"
"noe srsly i dont!!!!11!1!!1!"
"GET IN TEH CAR BTICH"
"nnonoonononnoonononononnonoonnoon i run inside"
"hay" "hay idioth" "coem otusied" "dotn ues teh fone or i keel u"
""
"hay coem otuside"
""
"FORGODSSAKEJUSTENDTHESTORY"
"pk i coem w/u"
"LOL, RAIP AND/OR GOING OFF NEVAR 2 RETRUN"

*ops w8 i cnat say raip b/c its left ambiguose!!11!!!1!!!

(That is to say, as much as it is pretty literarily awesome, it pisses me off!)

[Losperman]

*ops w8 i cnat say raip b/c its left ambiguose!!11!!!1!!!

(That is to say, as much as it is pretty literarily awesome, it pisses me off!)

IT'S NOT LEFT AMBIGUOUS BECAUSE HE IS THE DEVIL AND HE IS TAKING HER TO HELL FOR COMMITTING ALL SEVEN DEADLY SINS. DON'T YOU SEE? PURE AWESOMENESS.

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IT'S NOT LEFT AMBIGUOUS BECAUSE HE IS THE DEVIL AND HE IS TAKING HER TO HELL FOR COMMITTING ALL SEVEN DEADLY SINS. DON'T YOU SEE? PURE AWESOMENESS.

DID YOU REALIZE THAT SUPPOSING THERE WAS A DING IN ARNOLD FRIEND'S CAR, IT MIGHT SAY ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:

AN OLD FRIEND
AN OLD FIEND>!>#M@NB$#

[Losperman]

DID YOU REALIZE THAT SUPPOSING THERE WAS A DING IN ARNOLD FRIEND'S CAR, IT MIGHT SAY ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:

AN OLD FRIEND
AN OLD FIEND>!>#M@NB$#

NO BUT I DID REALIZE THAT HIS NAME WAS A NEAR-RHYME WITH "ARE NO FRIEND" AND HE IS AAAWESOME. BUT WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN? I HAVEN'T FIGURED THAT PART OUT YET.

[Losperman]

God fucking damn it I hate country songs. I had to endure about 30 seconds of one of these vile things today, and now the piece of shit is stuck in my head. I'm trying to write this god damn paper and all I can think about is some redneck drinking beer, finding Jesus, and wrecking his car. Fucking fuck.

Artist: Brooks & Dunn
Song: Red Dirt Road

Lyrics:

I was raised off of Route Three,
Out where the blacktop ends.
We'd walk to Church on Sunday mornings,
Race barefoot back to Johnson's fence.
That's where I first saw Mary,
On that roadside pickin' blackberries.
That summer I turned a corner in my soul,
Down that red dirt road.

It's where I drank my first beer.
It's where I found Jesus.
Where I wrecked my first car:
I tore it all to pieces.
I learned the path to Heaven,
Is full of sinners an' believers.
Learned that happiness on earth,
Ain't just for high achievers.
I've learned; I come to know,
There's life at both ends,
Of that red dirt road.

Her Daddy didn't like me much,
In my shackled up GTO.
Oh, I'd sneak out in the middle of the night,
Throw rocks at her bedroom window.
We'd turn out the headlights,
Drive by the moonlight.
Talk about what the future might hold,
Down that red dirt road.

It's where I drank my first beer.
It's where I found Jesus.
Where I wrecked my first car:
I tore it all to pieces.
I learned the path to Heaven,
Is full of sinners an' believers.
Learned that happiness on earth,
Ain't just for high achievers.
I've learned; I come to know,
There's life at both ends,
Of that red dirt road.

Instrumental break.

I went out into the world,
An' I came back in.
I lost Mary:
Oh, I got her back again.
An' drivin' home tonight,
Feels like I've found a long-lost friend.

It's where I drank my first beer.
It's where I found Jesus.
Where I wrecked my first car:
I tore it all to pieces.
I learned the path to Heaven,
Is full of sinners an' believers.
Learned that happiness on earth,
Ain't just for high achievers.
I've learned; I come to know,
There's life at both ends,
Of that red dirt road.

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P3n0r?

[Losperman]

P3n0r?

yes plz

Only one... more page... to go...

Maybe I can get at least 2 hours of sleep tonight. Before I wake up, go to work, leave work to close on my house, leave there to start moving boxes from my apartment, and then leave there to go to school until 10pm.

Maybe.  

[Losperman]

Finafuckingly. The paper sucks, but I didn't expect much else for a paper that's being turned in 2 weeks early. I'll settle for a B or C. Now for sleepy bye time.

zzz

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i'm contributing to the biggest topic.

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[Slash]

/bump

[Losperman]

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I think that's my dad.

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Wake up.  Wake up.  It's a grey big beau-iful dae.

[Losperman]

ok, this thread needs more radiotube

AND BIG PICTURES

[Losperman]

OH SHIT WHERE'S 781A!?!?!?!?!?