Remeber that grouphug.us thing?

CaramelAppleClock · February 24, 2009, 04:05:26 PM

We do it fmylife style now.
http://www.fmylife.com/
also it appears that FML means fuck my life
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QuoteToday, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML

Safe___Clock · February 24, 2009, 04:12:33 PM

Someone post Soup's story!

RobClock · February 24, 2009, 04:33:33 PM

"Today, I was running by a school and saw that a deer had caught his antlers in the fence. I felt bad for it so I tried to help it free. Finally, he became unstuck. Then he rammed his antlers into my hip. Now I can't run in the marathon I have been training for a year to race in. FML"
stuff like this makes me feel so much better about myself.

EVEN BETTER:
"Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where he was going. A few hours later, he texted me to tell me that being with me made him feel dirty and he had gone to confession. He then called me a sinner. FML"

TruncheonClock · February 24, 2009, 05:13:32 PM

Today, while working on a medical school application, I asked my mom what she thought my greatest challenge in life had been. She replied : "Trying to lose your virginity."

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · February 24, 2009, 05:17:26 PM

Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years.

CourgetteClock · February 24, 2009, 05:30:13 PM

QuoteToday, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing 'never have I ever.' My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, 'Never have I ever had an orgasm.' FML

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Safe___Clock · February 24, 2009, 05:41:27 PM

These are funny!

AstronautClock · February 24, 2009, 05:44:04 PM

Today, I went to the doctors office for my Genital warts. He said there was no cure. I cried
then he said he was joking. I got so furious I grabbed the chair and fucked him up really bad.
Then I got sent to jail for assault.
Let's say all the inmates have Genital warts as well now. FML

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · February 24, 2009, 05:45:02 PM

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand. FML

Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML

AstronautClock · February 24, 2009, 05:51:27 PM

Today I lost my virginity
I also lost my house and my diploma's everything.
my house got robbed I got raped and they burned down the house. I have nothing left. FML

MonsterMunch · February 24, 2009, 05:51:58 PM

Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML

TruncheonClock · February 24, 2009, 06:00:01 PM

Quote from: MonsterMunchClock;1528010Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML

Hahaha

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · February 24, 2009, 06:04:58 PM

Quote from: MonsterMunchClock;1528010Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML

Wow, worst one so far.

AstronautClock · February 24, 2009, 06:06:13 PM

holy shit monstermunch

Slash · February 24, 2009, 06:12:49 PM

QuoteToday, my girlfriend and I had sex for the first time. When I was on top of her, she asked me if it was in yet. I said yes. She sighed. FML

Somehow the ones that involve sex seem to be the best most of the time.

KrylonClock · February 24, 2009, 06:20:50 PM

Today, I decided to jack it a few times because I haven't been laid in a while. After round 3 my ex called me up and said she wanted to 'talk.' When she came over she made it abundantly clear that she wanted to make whoopie. Couldn't get it up. FML

TruncheonClock · February 24, 2009, 06:36:47 PM

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section.

Honorable Chairman · February 24, 2009, 06:54:13 PM

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

Silly Putty Clock · February 24, 2009, 06:56:48 PM

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML

Slash · February 24, 2009, 07:01:31 PM

QuoteToday, My boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example he responded "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of WarCraft." FML

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Remeber that grouphug.us thing?