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losperlan => Mrs. McGruder's House => Topic farted by: PhantomCatClock on January 31, 2017, 09:24:32 AM

Title: Legal Pronoun Change Announcement
Post by: PhantomCatClock on January 31, 2017, 09:24:32 AM
A few months ago, Slurpee was incorrect about something. Normally that's just a little notable, but he was wrong about three things that day so it was historically significant. Reviewing the data, however, was he wrong a fourth time that terrible night? Much like watching a magic trick on YouTube, after hitting replay a few times, it becomes clear that some finer details were missed the first time. Let's review something:
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on November 09, 2016, 02:48:04 AM
Speaking of, where do I go to get my pronouns legally changed[…]
Quote from: Slurpee on November 09, 2016, 03:10:26 AM
[…]nowhere it's not a legal matter.[…]
That's a pretty open and close case.



But wait, what's this?
via Courts.CA.gov (http://courts.ca.gov/)'s Self-Help section:
QuoteWith a court order you can change your legal gender on government-issued identification documents such as your driver's license, passport, and social security card. You will generally need a certified copy of the decree changing your gender.

After much research, paperwork, $200 in legal fees on top of having to get a small weekly ad in the local newspaper for six weeks, and finally a court hearing (in which I lied and said this was to help my personal business because that judge looked like he'd had a long day), I HAVE OFFICIALLY CHANGED MY PRONOUNS TO FEMALE. Therefore, for the rest of forever, I'd like to request to be referred to as she/her/hers or whatever. I don't know the actual x/y/z convention but the female pronouns, yes.

I am not putting my boobs on, nor will you find me anywhere on the LGBT BLT With Cheese. I just wanted to prove Slurpee wrong. Also I'm kind of a pervert and I can get off on people thinking I'm a woman, but that's just because I'm a weirdo.



A weirdo as opposed to the Trans* community, not like they're some different kind of weirdo. They need all the support they can get. But from you guys, thoughâ€"I'm pretty tired and I think I'm going to bed. Good night.
Title: Re: Legal Pronoun Change Announcement
Post by: RobClock on January 31, 2017, 10:41:25 AM
asl?? wanna get coffee sometime????
Title: Re: Legal Pronoun Change Announcement
Post by: Slurpee on January 31, 2017, 12:59:41 PM
that's your gender not your pronouns, idort.
Title: Re: Legal Pronoun Change Announcement
Post by: d u m p y on January 31, 2017, 01:48:58 PM
Actually phantomcat it's considered bigoted to assert that he/him = "male" pronouns & she/her = "female" pronouns so you're fucking wrong and also a naxi
Title: Re: Legal Pronoun Change Announcement
Post by: BilliardBall10 on January 31, 2017, 03:28:15 PM
phantomcat, i dont believe you.

show us your tits identification papers, and evidence of your legal pronoun change.
Title: Re: Legal Pronoun Change Announcement
Post by: RenegadeClock on January 31, 2017, 04:23:41 PM
So, now we have to install a women's restroom on the forum?
Title: Re: Legal Pronoun Change Announcement
Post by: PhantomCatClock on January 31, 2017, 08:27:29 PM
Quote from: Slurpee on January 31, 2017, 12:59:41 PM
that's your gender not your pronouns, idort.


oops




















idortess, btw
Title: Re: Legal Pronoun Change Announcement
Post by: Slurpee on January 31, 2017, 09:16:40 PM
idortess, sorry
Title: Re: Legal Pronoun Change Announcement
Post by: BilliardBall10 on February 01, 2017, 10:18:02 PM
the point is, am i an idort? and can i become a sentient toaster?
Title: Re: Legal Pronoun Change Announcement
Post by: VCRClock on February 02, 2017, 05:58:18 PM
Quote from: RenegadeClock on January 31, 2017, 04:23:41 PM
So, now we have to install a women's restroom on the forum?
the entire clock crew was intentionally planned from the ground up as a family restroom
Title: Re: Legal Pronoun Change Announcement
Post by: PhantomCatClock on February 02, 2017, 09:28:35 PM
Quote from: VCRClock on February 02, 2017, 05:58:18 PM
Quote from: RenegadeClock on January 31, 2017, 04:23:41 PM
So, now we have to install a women's restroom on the forum?
the entire clock crew was intentionally planned from the ground up as a family restroom

It's kind of a relief to know this because I've just been peeing in buckets or drinks people have left around every time I come here
Title: Re: Legal Pronoun Change Announcement
Post by: BilliardBall10 on February 03, 2017, 06:29:47 PM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on February 02, 2017, 09:28:35 PM
Quote from: VCRClock on February 02, 2017, 05:58:18 PM
Quote from: RenegadeClock on January 31, 2017, 04:23:41 PM
So, now we have to install a women's restroom on the forum?
the entire clock crew was intentionally planned from the ground up as a family restroom

It's kind of a relief to know this because I've just been peeing in buckets or drinks people have left around every time I come here

thats why i bring my own coffee in here.