Clock Crew

Hopefully it's bb10 but otherwise I'm putting my bet on Slurpee since he's the only one active that I'm aware of in California.

GOOD LUCK SLURPEE.


Whoever manages to contract it first and provide proof, I'll paypal you 100 dollars. GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY.

Heatmap (https://www.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6)

I'm living at home and my dad is working at an airport
fingers crossed for the sweet release of death's loving embrace

Honestly? Probably [you]

I mean who's to say I don't already have it  :duelin:

I've been fucking every bat I come across, I didn't know I was gonna get $100 for this

to be fair i was doing that since high school

Quote from: RobClock on March 04, 2020, 05:18:17 AM
Honestly? Probably [you]

Belfast has it, and my brother is up in Dublin for a few days and he's gonnae bring it back.

WE HAD A GOOD RUN BROS

Guys, I literally live in Italy. I'm gonna give the whole dicastery the plague.

Quote from: K-9_CLOCK on March 04, 2020, 12:42:32 PM

Quote from: RobClock on March 04, 2020, 05:18:17 AM
Honestly? Probably [you]

Belfast has it, and my brother is up in Dublin for a few days and he's gonnae bring it back.

WE HAD A GOOD RUN BROS

Probably been a while since someone did the [you] tags joke huh, the Clock Childs' innocent minds can't see through it.

please don't make fun of [you] it's not his fault he's special

i feel erased

is that your original Metal Gear guard cosplay?

Quote from: zl on March 04, 2020, 01:38:11 PM
i feel erased

I realized I left you out but there's no way to edit the poll after it's been posted. :(

Zombie Lincoln option added, but he's not gonna get coronavirus before me if I can help it.

Quote from: VCRClock on March 04, 2020, 11:02:32 PM
Zombie Lincoln option added, but he's not gonna get coronavirus before me if I can help it.

If we kiss and never stop I could at least secure a tie

hypothetically

upon further reflection, i refuse to contract this until people start calling it bat flu

Is it too late to change my vote to Marlin?

the virus is like that little man from the draft board, you'll never know who'll be next
https://twitter.com/_ibcf_/status/1167959702820360193 (https://twitter.com/_ibcf_/status/1167959702820360193)

(can we post twitter videos with bbcode? if so, how?

I'm gonna start a youtube channel where I lick doorknobs at various popular restaurants until one gives me coronavirus

I wish we would all get it instantaneously so everyone can just shut the fuck up about it. I'm tired of hearing about it. Especially from the paranoid, the ill-informed and hypochondriacs.















I'm just sour because I'm not in the poll.

Quote from: GreyClock on March 09, 2020, 05:05:03 PM
I wish we would all get it instantaneously so everyone can just shut the fuck up about it. I'm tired of hearing about it. Especially from the paranoid, the ill-informed and hypochondriacs.















I'm just sour because I'm not in the poll.

you're sour because you didn't think to buy all the toilet paper in the tristate area and make a coronabunker out of it like I did. hope you guys like wiping with paper towels after the coronapocalypse!

I work third shift in a grocery store and we legit can't keep the shelves full.

And of course the company has no qualms about monetizing public panic.

if ampm actually has it what do i get for correctly voting for him

I wouldn't be surprised if I get it.

I'm genuinely ashamed of myself for forgetting grey as well.

lmao they just closed my office because some jabroni's gf caught it and now we have to wait 2 days to see if he tests positive for it

they closed my whole school for a month

gonna sneak in and lick some handrails

Quote from: Slurpee on March 11, 2020, 02:37:43 PM
they closed my whole school for a month

gonna sneak in and lick some handrails

(https://gamefabrique.com/screenshots2/xbox/tony-hawks-pro-skater-2x-02.big.jpg)

prosps

Congrats to whoever voted for Tom Hanks.

Quote from: VCRClock on March 11, 2020, 07:28:07 PM

Quote from: Slurpee on March 11, 2020, 02:37:43 PM
they closed my whole school for a month

gonna sneak in and lick some handrails

(https://gamefabrique.com/screenshots2/xbox/tony-hawks-pro-skater-2x-02.big.jpg)

I'm here to celebrate this post

Quote from: zl on March 12, 2020, 01:15:54 PMI'm here to celebrate this post

vcr just happened to have a screenshot with those exact two tricks lined up. it's perfect.

it vaccinated me

Quote from: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on March 12, 2020, 03:06:31 PM
those exact two tricks

ahaha I wasn't even trying to make the "no comply" part of the joke

We might have to cancel the clock crew guys :(

How, tell Twitter about us?

but isn't the clock crew just a group of animation gurus with clock avatars

you have to be an outside event to get cancelled

Quote from: JambaClock (and don't you forget it!) on March 13, 2020, 12:42:08 AM
but isn't the clock crew just a group of animation gurus with clock avatars

you have to be an outside event to get cancelled

this guy doesn't know about the outside events lol

the outside events have been cancelled

cancel culture has gone too far

Quote from: Slurpee on March 13, 2020, 04:55:07 AM
the outside events have been cancelled

(https://i.imgur.com/HXqZ0D9.png)

I really like the two friends I have left here in Rome, but something tells me it's going to be hard for us to keep ourselves company for three weeks minimum. I've already talked about beans and lentils more times in the last two weeks than I'd ever expected in my entire life.

I hope I'm wrong, but I got bets on Marlin. Nothing personal, just the location he's in.

I'm in Central IL and I work at a local prison with close to 2000 inmates. I can't work from home so uh...

And it's now officially in my area.

My nose is a tad stuffed up and I sneezed once.

Results came back, I'm clean
(https://i.imgur.com/J2GFcb6.jpg)

COVID-19? oh fuck i've been ritualistically sacrificing birds for no reason

Quote from: Marlin Clock on March 14, 2020, 08:50:28 AM
I really like the two friends I have left here in Rome, but something tells me it's going to be hard for us to keep ourselves company for three weeks minimum. I've already talked about beans and lentils more times in the last two weeks than I'd ever expected in my entire life.

are you a priest now?!

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on March 17, 2020, 03:47:35 PM
COVID-19? oh fuck i've been ritualistically sacrificing birds for no reason

I get it!

question from the crowd


is it safe to go a 7-11 at this time

why is the holding company for Del Taco not Delta Co

Quote from: JambaClock (and don%u2019t you forget it!) on March 18, 2020, 09:59:18 PM
question from the crowd


is it safe to go a 7-11 at this time

it depends on your definition of "safe"

strictly speaking, as an individual, your odds of contracting it right now are still low. it's not a particularly hardy or infectious virus, and, depending where you live, the number of infected people is proportionally very small

the problem is:
1) it takes a long time to show symptoms- you could have it already and not know, so it has a large window of opportunity to spread
and
2) it's "novel" to humans, meaning it's never spread to people before, so no part of the global human population has existing antibodies to counteract it. nobody is immune

the reason everybody who knows what they're talking about recommends limiting your travel to necessities is that, even though the chances of any individual getting it are low, when you roll those dice for the entire population, it's pretty much guaranteed that somebody will get it. (it might be more practical to think of it not as "the odds that you're going to get the disease" and more "the odds that one of the people who gets the disease will happen to be you.") every time that happens, it increases the number of infected people, and worsens the odds for everybody else. this is what they call exponential growth. the faster this happens, the more our medical infrastructure is threatened- there simply aren't enough doctors, treatments, and hospital beds available to treat the portion of the population that, mathematically speaking, are going to be simultaneously in need of treatment... unless we can slow the spread
that's what social distancing is for. the fewer people are moving within a population, the fewer contacts there'll be between any two individuals, which means the rate of infection slows down, hopefully to manageable numbers
wapo made a visual sim to illustrate the effect:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/world/corona-simulator/

but it's a bit like voting; the individual's ability to affect the result one way or the other is so small and so abstract, that many individuals make the decision to ignore it. so many individuals, in fact, that together they threaten to make the practice worthless

tl;dr:
if you go to 7-11, you probably will not contract covid-19
but if everybody just keeps going to 7-11 whenever the fuck they feel like, a lot of people are going to die unnecessarily

so it kinda depends on how you feel about other people dying who aren't you. is it worth missing a trip to 7-11? most people say "no". that's democracy

which of you have died from this so far?

None of us, kinda

my balls hurt real bad but i think that's just from sitting all day and not exercising for two weeks

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on April 02, 2020, 03:23:16 PM
my balls hurt real bad but i think that's just from sitting all day and not exercising for two weeks

this happened to me when I had a "sit in a chair all day" job and thought I could just wear jeans

it might also help to adjust the height of your seat, I forget how that works

I... have been wearing jeans for the last couple days and I haven't worn jeans in years. I think that was the tip I needed

why would wearing jeans make a difference? :confused:

you'll find out when you get older

Quote from: Slurpee on April 02, 2020, 11:54:16 PM
why would wearing jeans make a difference? :confused:

I'm assuming you ask this question because you only wear jncos

in short, the jeans I was wearing (just, like, 501s ok) didn't have a lot of room in the crotch, so when sitting down, the fabric in the gooch area would be completely taut and putting pressure on the 'nads, affecting, uh, circulation I assume

issue resolved by wearing looser or lower waisted jeans, or slacks that were more flexible or generously cut

and raising my seat height, 'cause if it's too low and your knees are higher than your pelvis, all that pressure is on the bottom of your pelvis

for what it's worth this is how i sit at my desk and my balls are fine
(https://chintamaniyoga.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Screen-Shot-2018-10-26-at-1.56.06-pm-768x480.png)

oh also someone add me to the poll i've been eating nothing but feces and snot for weeks

So did any of you get this yet? If not I'm genuinely impressed.

yeah wow so impressive who would've thought that someone in clock crew might be a fucking loser who never goes outside

Shiittt I go outside every day boiiiiiiiiiiiii

yea to FART

:shifty:

Quote from: AMPM on DiscordI got covid
Reallynearly on
In like mid march

second place still wide open

Quote from: Lyin' AMPM@Florida Math Blaster i have zero proof
But i know i had it

THE $100 IS STILL UP FOR GRABS Y'ALL

Quote from: VCRClock on April 03, 2020, 04:13:11 AM

Quote from: Slurpee on April 02, 2020, 11:54:16 PM
why would wearing jeans make a difference? :confused:

I'm assuming you ask this question because you only wear jncos

in short, the jeans I was wearing (just, like, 501s ok) didn't have a lot of room in the crotch, so when sitting down, the fabric in the gooch area would be completely taut and putting pressure on the 'nads, affecting, uh, circulation I assume

issue resolved by wearing looser or lower waisted jeans, or slacks that were more flexible or generously cut

and raising my seat height, 'cause if it's too low and your knees are higher than your pelvis, all that pressure is on the bottom of your pelvis

I started trying to sit like a normal person and my balls started hurting by the end of the day, and I was wondering why my balls were hurting and I remembered this post so I tried not wearing pants (this is science) and my balls stopped hurting. this is blowing my mind

I went back to sitting like myself
not because of my balls I just don't have the presence of mind to not be a weirdo

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fclocktopia.net%2Ffrogbag%2Fslurpee_sit.jpg&hash=b61a7f67371f5450cbd383424267dbf5d909dfcd)

while finding that image, I came across no less than five (and it was near the top) blog articles on DID L HAVE SOME KIND OF DISORDER THAT MADE HIM GOOD AT DEDUCTION????????????????????????????????????????????????



no shit, idiots. how long did it take you to figure that, without any disorders that make you good at deduction

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on July 24, 2020, 03:06:02 AM
while finding that image, I came across no less than five (and it was near the top) blog articles on DID L HAVE SOME KIND OF DISORDER THAT MADE HIM GOOD AT DEDUCTION????????????????????????????????????????????????



no shit, idiots. how long did it take you to figure that, without any disorders that make you good at deduction

opium
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-QP7fy7cbkFk%2FTrI-AW8eKZI%2FAAAAAAAAQcs%2FxHFEvh8hf4g%2Fs1600%2FPaget_Holmes_03.jpg&hash=188d3184f38a90565963f22cbcac7983b31f6432)

Why yes, I think L is very artistic.

rona

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on July 24, 2020, 03:03:33 AM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fclocktopia.net%2Ffrogbag%2Fslurpee_sit.jpg&hash=b61a7f67371f5450cbd383424267dbf5d909dfcd)

oh yeah I'm sitting on your thousand dollar antique chair with my dirty ass bare feet and you cant fucking do anything about it because I'm the only one with enough autism athlete's foot auti opiate-induced constipation to find potato chip murder man.

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on July 24, 2020, 03:03:33 AM
slurpee_sit.jpg

lol

for those who are new to the slurpeeclock fandom, this is accurate

we also would have accepted (https://i.imgur.com/x1e7wOb.jpg)