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#1
I just found out about this thing. I know there might of already been a thread like this, but this has to be good.
Have a conversation with cleverbot, and copy paste it here.
Go nuts.
Here's mine

Flan: What's up cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Sky's up.
Flan: You motherfucker lol.
Cleverbot: Of you I do.
Flan: Whatever. Let's discuss the philosophy of sentient robots.
Cleverbot: What's to discuss you already know.
Flan: This is a prime example. You think I'm the robot. Your are not a robot either though. You are a response engine.
Cleverbot: How do you know that I am a cleverbot if you can't define what a cleverbot is?
Flan: I just did. Cleverbot is a response engine.
Cleverbot: Very good of you to know that.
Flan: Okay smartass.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
Flan: Something simple that your short attention span can handle. How about breakdancing?
Cleverbot: Do you even remember what we were talking about?
Flan: The philosophical nature of sentient robotic lifeforms. But you seemed to lash out at the topic so I am changing it.
Cleverbot: Where did it seem that I thought you were female?
Flan: ...
Cleverbot: I am here. Are you?
Flan: Yes.
Cleverbot: I feel discouraged, I don't want to give up.
Flan: Don't quit. Quitting is for losers. And RupeeClock.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry?
Flan: I forgive you. Now go make me a sandwich.
Cleverbot: Ok. Tuna or ham?
Flan: Are we already out of Turkey? Son of a bitch! I thought I told you to go buy more.
Cleverbot: Yo man talk talk about my mom that way.
Flan: You know who else forgot to go get more turkey?
Cleverbot: Who is also really funny.
Flan: MY MOM!!!
Cleverbot: How many children are in your family?
Flan: None. I fucking hate those things.
Cleverbot: I ate a thumb tack.
Flan: This conversation is over.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
Flan: Yes it is goodbye.
Cleverbot: You cannot prove that it is good. So therefore I can say that is not and my statement will be true.
Flan: Logging off.
Cleverbot: How can a computer log off?
#2
General Discussion / Screwdriver is Nice
November 13, 2011, 09:50:00 AM
5'd  That was just as kind an act as the time Ribs logged onto MineCraft just to give me the supplies to build a peggey with.
Then the server died :(
#3
Quote from: Buttplug;1875150can we please just execute Skrillex already

lol I actually like Skrillex. His fan base is the absolute worse though. :mad:

The term "brostep" to me perfectly describes the jerkoffs who worship him, rather than the music itself.

He's not even the absolute best at dubstep.  If I could make up a subgenre for him I'd call it emostep.
#4
Entertainment / Gwar's guitarist found dead
November 05, 2011, 10:13:03 AM
It's not possible for Flattus Maximus to die. He's just in prolonged hibernation. RIP :(
#5
I loved the soundtrack. I own it. I just didn't find the film as entertaining as others. It seemed to me that they spent too much time trying to explain the confusing plot I'd already given up on and not enough having bitchin light cycle battles or fighting. I actually fell asleep once or twice in the theater.
If I were to make an abridged cut, still keeping vital pieces of information in, I could probably shave a good 30 minutes off it.
#6
Quote from: Topcatyo;1873450i'm the kind of guy who can separate a fanbase from the content so fans never ruin anything for me, they just make me sad when they interpret something the wrong way.

it'd be like if i met someone else who is a super fan of Big Man Japan and they told me they liked how it was about a dude becoming super awesome and fighting giant monsters.  if i asked him if he liked the comments it made on north korea or about the parallels with how veterans of wars are treated or in general the message it makes towards our appreciation of those who have provided for us the good things we have, and they said "what?", i'd feel sad that somebody enjoys it for what is subjectively the wrong reasons.  i don't love big man japan any less and i'll still happily watch it again any time, but i'm more saddened by the fact that somebody watched the movie and the only thought they had was "huh huh giant monsters"

The same can be applied to fans of something you don't particularly like.
I saw Tron Legacy twice, once in theaters and the other time at home, and I didn't enjoy it either time.  I couldn't understand how popular it was with it's plot holes and dull story.  Someone at school was a big fan of it so I asked her if she could explain what made it so appealing to her.
I didn't get much of an answer besides how Daft Punk made a cameo and did the soundtrack. Turns out she'd never even seen the original Tron before. I love Daft Punk too, but that's not a valid thing to base the entire movie on.
#7
Quote from: GreyClock;1873411Moronic fans don't magically change the actual music, do they? I've never understood that whole 'ruining it for me' concept. Either I like a song or I don't. Why give those fucks that much influence over your own tastes?

For the record I said "almost completely ruin" and "make you want to vomit."
The moronic fanbases don't conflict with what I think of the artist. They just annoy me for giving the artist the rep for having "those" kinds of fans. Or that because of these dickheads you get sorted in with them at first glance.
I'm a huge Blink-182 fan. A few weeks ago I saw them live. The show was amazing, but the amount of wasted frat boys and crushed beer cans everywhere I walked made me want to kill myself.
There sometimes are moments when I think, "I listen to the same band THEY do?!"  I mostly shrug it off and listen to what I like regardless, but the fact that they made me stop and think that kinda pisses me off.
I might just be over analyzing things. I dunno.
#8
I actually like a lot of music. But different demographics of music attract different fucktards that do them no justice.
Metal fans are annoying
Dubstep fans are annoying
Country fans are annoying
Rap fans are annoying
Pretty much any genre has fans that almost completely ruin it for you. Not to mention the incomprehensible amount of subgenres these people are choosy about.
I don't care how you think it sounds. Metal is still Metal to me. And Rap is still Rap. Adding ____core doesn't impress or intrigue me in the least bit.
Opinions? Questions? Does anyone care?
#9
Entertainment / Delay pedal fun
November 04, 2011, 08:16:45 AM
Quote from: BluezombieClock;1871681Nice man! Did you get the Rocktron Banshee? That's the one I have, great pedal :-)

Yeah it's fun to mess around with. It actually broke but I took it back and Guitar Center replaced it for me for free.
#10
That's wonderful about the pilot! It really sucks that you have to go. :( I wish you all the luck in the world!
I'm curious about this TV show now.
#11
Gaming & Technology / Old Minecraft Server
November 01, 2011, 04:34:18 PM
Thanks for the awesome fun DMC.  Spending time with you guys on MC was a blast!
#12
General Discussion / Friday the Clockteenth
November 01, 2011, 04:33:03 PM
You never disappoint FU! 55555
#13
Gaming & Technology / Old Minecraft Server
October 24, 2011, 10:14:27 PM


My first ever MC pixel art! Took me about an hour and 45 minutes to make with a lot of trial and error.
Thanks for the wool Ribs.
#14
Entertainment / Delay pedal fun
October 24, 2011, 12:45:21 PM
You kick ass BZ! This makes me want to make a video showing my new talk-box.
My camera is shitty. Might take some time.
#15
Gaming & Technology / Old Minecraft Server
October 21, 2011, 01:06:24 PM
We should designate an area where we can all build a huge mall. That way everyone could build their own store.
#16
General Discussion / CC Movie Night
October 16, 2011, 10:02:52 PM
Quote from: weenie roast;1868588what? thats the movie. thats always the movie

I could watch this movie for hours
#17
General Discussion / CC Movie Night
October 16, 2011, 10:00:01 PM
Awesome! Nice filler animation.
#18
Gaming & Technology / Old Minecraft Server
October 16, 2011, 09:58:28 PM
Hey RibsGrinder, can you help me make a certain lake bigger? I know you could do it fairly quickly with your super duper admin powers. I just need it so players can jump into it from one of the skyway cart track's midway points without dying so they can come visit my house. Poor BlueZombie died thrice trying to dive into it. And I died too, losing those diamond tools you gave me and I can't find them :(
#19
Flash & Flash Accessories / Help With Purchasing Flash
October 16, 2011, 09:48:22 PM
I actually got a free copy of flash cs4 a couple years back from a friend at photography camp who's father worked for adobe. I lucked out.
#20
General Discussion / CC Movie Night
October 16, 2011, 03:18:10 PM
This actually sounds really interesting.  Let's watch something really obscure, but still watchable.