Hey sorry I'm never here anymore but I read this and had to comment.

Just after I joined, I checked out the old TIEMs and PMd Clam with an offer to pick up on them again. Flash has been a bitch to pick up again and InDesign is something I'm prominent at. InDesign has that fancy export feature that will give the page-turning effect without a second of coding and it's actually used to make magazines with (I'm not sure now if the old ones were actually made in Flash or InDesign).

Anyhow this is me volunteering to do a little typographic work on the articles and perhaps illustrate some of them to be exported as a flippable magazine, like the old ones.

I'll check back on this thread in a couple of days BYE

Hey dudes

I'll probably not post for a while due to stuff happening. I probably won't be back until two months from now but maybe I'll be back in a couple of weeks, who knows.

I don't know if anyone honestly cares but I felt I should post this.

See you soon!
-Pineberry

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I secretly dislike everything that is played on popular radio stations. Every. Single. Song.

Amazing how more than half was pixelated, then darkened/lightened. Not that interesting or funny.

Quote from: BunnyClock;1764883The smartfucks too

Smartfucks in any police force are a myth created by Hollywood.

Hey dude that goatse thing is still pretty nsfw even with that thing blurred out might want to not get me fired

I'd buy this then ride in circles around people to trap them ahheegeggehehheh

Quote from: Hazard Clock;1764876If I wasn't so broke, wanted to have a city motorcycle and wanted to feel flamboyant and nerdy while riding it, I could easily picture myself using it.
And the best thing, it's legal so no pull over for id checks and special licenses

Expect every dumbfuck police officer to realise it's legal, yeah.

Would anyone but Newgrounds users watch it? All I see happening here is a bunch of idiots learning the Clock Crew has it's own website and joining to call us fags.

Which, you know, isn't exactly a disaster but not really worth donating money for.

Aren't you supposed to have been really, really been using a lot of drugs before something like this happens? I mean, I know a guy that did nothing but drink tea and take LSD for a year and even that guy is relatively sane and completely vision free.

Edit: I'm actually not sure if it was LSD he was taking or if it was the tea that had something weird in it, all I know he was gone for a year and when he came back he talked about vibrations and the nonexistence of molecules a lot for a while

I have never used an iPhone and don't know if the claims are true, it's just so funny to me that when someone says "Your new product stops working when it's touched" your reaction is "we don't see a problem with that".

It goes so well with the douchebag image Apple has been growing into the last decade, especially since the release of the iPod.

This is how you comment on YouTube, not how you react to customers.

In the second link, the third picture, mister Jobs is totally right. However, reacting to a goddamn paying customer like that is disgraceful.

Also, the fact apple devices append which device it was sent from is somehow more irksome than the ads Hotmail (used to?) append to it's emails.

Quote from: Nightmare Clock;1763523OMG, I can't believe that BRAND NEW technology has bugs in it still!!11one what kind of unacceptable shit is that, I' mgoing to sue the shit out of microsoft for the grief they have caused me!!111

A failure rate that high is not even in the same universe as a "bug", it's called a "shitty product".

I'm not trying to troll XBox fans here, I've played really cool games on it at a friend's house but seriously, the way these things break is just ridiculous. I don't know anyone with an Xbox that hasn't had to have it repaired. On the other hand I know a lot of people with Wiis and I'm the only one that has ever had to get a new one, and the problem was a faulty disk drive which was a problem it had since day 1.

Quote from: Slurpee;1763561when it's on? why would you even do that

to play games on the xbox you basically are putting a fragile 50 dollar  optical disc into a box of whirring mechanical parts
why add your clumsy shaky filthy gorilla mitts into the equation

holy shit hahaha

Quote from: butt munch;1763618no i'm an albino

Your name says you're a butt munch, butt munch.
If you were an albino your name would be albino.

The best part is, according to a recent Cracked article, the guy just approved of the dog's behaviour by making the sound stop the instant it pissed on the carpet.

Apparently you're a butt munch though.

Apparantly the antenna's reception is severely disturbed by skin contact, Apple does not see a problem

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Thanks a lot for that! I'll just tell them to give me money if they want different pictures

Using the same logic there really is no problem with fossil fuels running out, all we need to do is stop using fuel completely and revert back to the stone age

I see your timewaster and raise you by http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/8AUmxc/spielzeugz.de/html5/liquid-particles.html