Once upon a time called right now
I expressed myself in your momma
That why I yo' pappy, and I know you hate me for it
Jesus gonna take care of you
Cuz I sure as fuck ain't payin no child support
I spent it all on beer
How the fuck am I supposed to buy beer when you keep askin me for money?
Woman, I swear to god if I knew better I wouldn't have used seran wrap.
You said it was safe, I thought I was safe
I wasn't talkin about my emotions, I was talkin about your coochie poppin kids
The fuck you mean you can't feed kids on hamburgers
Jesus gonna take care of you now

I'ma call the ACLU on you summbitches.

I nominate turducken. That way when it comes to accept mayorhood we can all eat it instead of letting it tell us what to do. I used to do that with republicans, except I'd eat their children instead of them. And by their children I mean their maid's kids. Oh Consuela, your ass could never turn down my modest proposals.

Ah seen't strippers in gaza.

Hey guys lemme hit that shit so I know what y'all talkin about.

Does that come with those free calls to them special 1-900 numbers?

Make love to me woman.

Doing a good job, or doing the best job?

Quote from: Pube O'Reilly;1856360who are you calling leatherface you literally creak every time you turn your head

And at least my eye sockets actually have eyes in them rather than skin streched over holes in your mumified skull

Hey Combover McGiblet, my grandmother called and she wants her neck back.

Quote from: Pube O'Reilly;1856349God yes, global warming no

Easy to say for you leatherface. While you gettin' more sunlight, I'm having to rebuild my house every 2 years. By the way you look like an oompa loompa with pasty eye sockets.

I think what we need to do is get Obama to fire y'all. I dunno which one of these faggots made you mod.

I think god is a woman we all want to have sex with, but we can't. She probably got some big ol titties.

You wanna touch my balls? Is that what I heard? I'm gonna get a lawyer about that.

Y'all yankee doodles need some dirty rice. Jambalaya!

Gumbo

Somebody fart in here?

BO WEEVIL!

Bo Weevil ate all my corn.

Gay son and the argonauts. The golden fleeced.

That mean you gay son.