Aight. I was forced to take a nice long break from this due to internet connection problems, but I am back and shall resume making these some time tomorrow.

Quote from: LoliClock;1459828That was pretty neat! The voice is kind of low and drony should be louder imho! =w=d

I agree completely. We may fix this problem and rerelease it, but that seems unlikely. :/

Thanks.

Hello everyone. Me and my friend Andréas have been making songs together for years. We sort of parody genres and themes together (children's songs and pirates, ballads, etc)... In this case Rap and Christmas. Hmm...

Anyways, here's our creation. Enjoy.

LINK - Sorry, Lo Fi only. =/

LYRICS:

Miseltoe, candy, on the tree
Santa coming down the chimney
With some shit for me

Cookies on a plate
Milk in a glass
If the old man's late
He'd better watch his ass

Last year my granny bought me a gun
She wrapped it up in ribbons and she said (have fun)
Well I took that advice
And Santa - I'm not nice
So don't fuck with me
'less you wanna taste my fury!

(Yeah!)
Bitch!

Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas

Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas

Rudolph is my homie
With his glowin' nose
When I take him out, it's blingtime
(We get all the hoes)

Frosty the snowman
Smokin' corncob bowls
With his button nose...
And his eyes are black as coals

Santa and his elves they're
From the North Pole
Where the bitches is icy
And the cold winds blow

(Now Dasher! Now Dancer!
Now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid!
On, Donner and Blitzen!)

Yeeeeeah!
That's right, bitch!

Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas

Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas

Well we're...
Dashin' through the snow
In my mercedes benz
The cops cant catch us
('Cause I got the reins)

Santa's in pursuit
'Cause I took his loot
He's got his glock out
And he's liable to shoot
(Boom)

We better make it quick
Lick my candy stick
I'll give you applause,
Thanks Mrs. Clause!

I hear Santa screamin'
But I cant hear his yells
Mrs. Clause and me are busy
With my jingle bells!

Yeah...
That's right,
She's a hoe hoe hoe...

Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas

Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas
Merry fuckin' Christmas

Yeah!
Yeah!

Word to your mother!

DUDE! This is kick ass, yo.

Quote from: Bobomb;1457530And then maybe it'll get blammed in two seconds.

Then again... maybe not.

Quote from: coal;1457323oh nice

^_^

Personally, I think Kautenbach Railway Station is a hilariously hard to remember/pronounce name for a band, but I like the album title.

Gay clock sex orgy

If you're going to make a "Ock" flash you should put a little effort into insted of spaming the portal with your shit!!

This is a great idea, yo.

Quote from: GreyConversation;1456582IMG

Haha. Nice.

Here are some of mine...

Personally, I'd like to see a decent sequel to the Dino Crisis Series (something actually RELATED to the first two games, not that piece of crap DC3) and/or a remake (or a sequel, but I can't see how that would be done) to Legend of Dragoon.

Voted 5, but I really feel cheated by this video. I already have facial pubes.


WASTE OF MY TIEM!

This is pretty kickass, man.

Lol.

I'll see about using the real brand, but it's safer to create my own. I could just use the bottle design you specified but change the logo around. (Only time I use another person's logo is when its specifically requested - such as Orangina).

Or if it's public domain. :/

All you need is a big pair of glasses and you could be a Pedophile look-a-like!

But I mean, yeah, I got the long hair + beard look too, so I know how it is lol.


Anyways...



Cool girl. A bit disturbed.

(Also, I have no idea what face she's trying to make in this pic?)

Yup, I know. I invented the brand myself (along with the logo - hence why it's so simple).

Do you like it though?

Nice. I like. I don't really know enough about 3D work to offer you any sort of suggestions or what-have-you, but I do think its quite impressive.

Goooooooooooooooooooooal

Might as well. RumClock should be fun to draw.

Anyways, Action has now been completed. ^_^

Ok. Added Absinthe (I had to go for dinner break in the middle of it and, as such, got way less done than I had anticipated). Also, I was really proud of the logo I made for it (it's not particularely amazing, but it did take a long time) so I included that in the image.

Also changed the Updates system to be more efficient and take up less space.

Quote from: Louis;1454948The C96 is such a fucking sexy gun.

Indeed!

Errrr, what is your Clock avatar anyways? I have no clue what (or who) a "sombra" is.