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#1
Ten years later at an age of 24 I'm now just a employee at a local pizza place that I drunkenly married myself into. I think I still have aspirations to go into some sort of comedy or game design. I'm not sure what I can do until I just take the leap and stop being a pussy. Also weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed kind of makes me a lazy dingus.
#2
positively beautiful
#3
I know I don't come here anymore, but I have to say I love you guys. Like for real. I can't thank everyone here enough for formulating the fucked up crazy twat I am today. If it wasn't for me following you since I was like 13, I'd probably have a good job, and be on the straight and arrow, but positively hate everything about living. You put the pep in my step. Regardless of what silliness and pain that may have cost me later in life.
#4
Comedy Goldmine / today is not my tenth clock birthday
September 24, 2014, 03:01:30 AM
8 yurss hyundaiii
#5
2dayysss i haven't seeen thisss duke nuckk'em video
#6
Quote from: UnrealClock;1973023PenisDickDrawingsForTheRealConservativePublic.tumblr.com

You're right Unreal. toad-ally rightt
#8
General Discussion / where art thouuuu peeps
August 03, 2013, 11:17:53 AM
i'm running around salt lake shittyyyy right noww and will be in the bay area and l.a. soon. Anyone bored enough to meet up in the next week or two.???    

NoseClock (gonz0) is meeting me in LA I think. We could double CLOCKit
#9
General Discussion / Tom Green is in townnnnnnn
March 25, 2013, 03:14:19 PM
Came back to say lots of taint licking happened.
#10
General Discussion / Tom Green is in townnnnnnn
October 04, 2012, 10:27:40 AM
I really want to do something.
#11
Gaming & Technology / Vidiot Game
July 12, 2012, 05:49:08 PM
puppy butts click here for website
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scratch shit off cuz you have 2
#12
Mrs. McGruder's House / Smoke weed in here
July 12, 2012, 05:45:53 PM
gonna go pick up weed and have someone else pay for it so i can smoke weed hurrrrrr
#13
Clock Crew News / MAY FLASH OF THE MONTH
July 10, 2012, 07:57:49 PM
The link on the front page redirects to the front page. :/
#14
Reception Desk / GUESS WHO'S BACK??
March 22, 2012, 04:37:15 PM
Hi. CatClock.
#15
Quote from: Tesseract;1846935I'm pretty sure there are quite a few clocks that live in Arkansas, besides myself and Unreal.  I wouldn't know, though, because I don't go outside, or something.

ummmmm... I met the only one. :/

KeyClock is in Kansas City or some shit though. I don't know if that guy is a real person anymore though.
#16
General Discussion / UHAVFLASH
August 28, 2011, 12:31:52 PM
Quote from: Tesseract;1845291Unreal, it passed.  My first collab ever passed.  I'm so happy, I could do something.

that'd be a fursttt hoarharharharrrr
#17
General Discussion / UHAVFLASH
August 28, 2011, 04:07:32 AM
Quote from: Tesseract;1845220It sure was great fun making this.  Despite the fact that I was so lazy, I took a previous animation and just pasted that as my part of it.

I like how when it got imported the image files for the hat and glasses just got switched out with the wood grain. It looks pretty dangg tight for an accident.
#18
General Discussion / UHAVFLASH
August 28, 2011, 01:46:12 AM
CLICK HERE FUR NG MOVIE EXPER!ENSE

this movie is a collab made between myself and two potential members - BRAINCLOCK and SOURCECLOCK
#19
Reception Desk / I'm probably a new guy
August 27, 2011, 05:47:02 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1845087we had a lobeclock in 2004 he was a brain aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


butt did he have a nice hat?
#20
Reception Desk / I'm probably a new guy
August 26, 2011, 03:23:59 PM
lolol I'm heading over to your house right now to slap you silly and teach you flashhhhhhhhh


also don't suck dwarf's dickk 2 much he's a weird-o