shameless crosspost i am sorry, look at this game please thank you, i will geld myself in contrition later.

thank you for your attention to this matter!

Made for PC, likely need a decent graphics card, but not sure, hoping to find out from some people playing it. This is a project I've been working on for a while that has a lot of features.

• 60 real clock characters, including maybe even you, dotted around a city island map, with collectible wade heads and unique character dialogue.
• unique buildings, posters, signs, and secrets related to the Clock Crew.
• Some basic platforming, jump pad peggeys and tricky things to get to
• A powerful character creator that can be used to create crazy amounts of unique designs. There are literally over 4,566,991,068,334,278,086,773,589,679,715,520,256,000,000,000 variations. Not an exaggeration.
• A day/night cycle, dynamic lighting, with music provided by Marsh, thank you Marsh.

Any feedback, reviews, suggestions, ideas are welcome. Sharing this in the group because this is the primary (and maybe only) audience. I might be done with this as a project, because I learned a lot about what I don't want to do next time. Not tested on WINE or anything like that. No graphic settings, but does work on ultrawide.


If you can't run the game because of Linux, mobile or Macs, then feel free to watch the above video, and if you like it enough, pester me to do a version build. Made in Unity, all models by me or under license. AI helped me code, but not do art.

Download the zipfile, extract it's contents, and run clocktopia.exe. 250MB zipfile.

fireworks are like cigarettes, they're one use, disposable, a fire hazard, and greatly appreciated by the working class.

you'll have to pull this firework from my cold dead hand, partially because it has fused to my hand.

i went to school with this idiot kid-- someone threw a firework at him out of a car, so he picked it up to throw it back. on the pull back of the throw it exploded and he lost two fingers.

i read you guys' posts and see them and think 'wow what funny and interesting guys i bet they'd be funny and interesting in person'. if you could disprove that real quick that'd be great as i dont want to get FOMO

did i just hear a smoke detector chirp in here

i saw ladytron a fair few times about twenty years ago. middle bill on the second or third stage of british festivals with like dresden dolls, hot chip, test-icicles, does it offend you yeah? and all the other art school shit. i liked them.

seventeen and destroy everything you touch are the songs that 'broke through' in the UK, but even still, not by much.

Quote from: Slurpee on August 15, 2025, 05:17:06 AMhappy clock day

my sympathies. i can relate. you have no idea how many abandoned movies i made 30-50% of in Blender or built complex technical systems to support, but then kinda got burned out on.

your work looks cool.

Watch my shorts, these are appearing in people's youtube short feeds atm. 7 cumulative human hours has been spent watching these shorts since yesterday.


edit: another

Quote from: Slurpee on July 02, 2024, 02:00:44 PMbritish people measure sugar for tea in "sugars"
what does that mean?

"how many sugars do you take"

idk man I do about a teaspoon and a half for the big ass 32 floz cup I drink out of because I'm a monster
so I guess that's... 32/8=4, so that's 4 times the size of a normal teacup, 3/2 spoons ÷ 4 = 3/2*1/4= 3/8 of a teaspoon... but the teaspoon I use is an actual like silverware teaspoon that you would use, in america, which is actually about 3 of the measurement teaspoons, so 9/8 tsp... and according to google 1 tsp is about 4.18 grams of granulated sugar, so 4.18*1.125= 4.7025, so about 4.7 grams

???


does that help

is it a sugar cube? it's probably a sugar cube, I don't know why I went through all this. so one I guess, one is my answer

no we don't use sugar cubes that's fucking nuts, if i go to a house and its all fuckin sugar cubes i'm gonna be like 'um hello? do i look like a horse? do i look like i want to be taken for a ride?'

its a scoop using a teaspoon, but we all live in constant fear that the person scooping for us either underscoops or overscoops the sugar. 'keep calm and carry on' is specifically about the fear that someone is miscalculating the appropriate teaspoon scoopage.

The Failed Collab is the best name, because It's a Collab named Failed, and implies that we actually failed. guitar emoticon

good luck and much love and also, fuck.

glad you trust and have faith in your doctor and aren't going all steve jobs on this. he tried to cure pancreatic cancer by only eating fruit.

if you ever wanna have another game night as a one-off you know where to find us.

i keep on pressing the 4chan button but nothing happens

hi guys im trying to get to ask jeeves dot com can anyone help me on my travels

clo5k

clonk

i watched the first season of handmaids tale, because i love the book. but as the book ends at roughly the same point as the first season, i stopped watching.

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:@ youtube compression

my other video was an intro as well. this is my niche. everyone else did really great. i like ass pics.

Quote from: VCRClock on October 26, 2020, 10:55:45 PM
also I don't know how you managed to leak only one screenshot while you were working on this, bonus points for sneak attack

my only complaint is that newgrounds' video player is still a little too janky to pause for all the super fast gags

I kept it secret by annoying poly with previews daily.

I have that problem in all video players including VLC. some things only exist on screen for 5 frames and it's very hard to catch them.

I beat foamy

thank you im glad you all appreciate it. genuinely havent made a video since the frontier psychiatrist collab

Quote from: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 26, 2020, 02:52:23 PM
3: how do you get that vhs glow on shit

when making it in Animate i used blurs and blending modes literally everywhere to the point the file crashes all the time. After I animated everything, i took the whole video into After Effects, and moved the red and blue color channels slightly out of sync to the left and right to create chromatic aberration. Then an overlay of grain. The tape wrinkle works sort of like a magnifying glass going down the screen.