gary brolsma tank n spank

[Slurpee]

it's sick as hell that a group of people can just call themselves the World Martial Arts Council regardless of whether they were an actual global administrative organization concerned with the oversight or regulation of martial arts for the entire world

you and me could start the Global Hand Grenade Consortium right now, there's no regulatory body that says we can't

[PhantomCatClock]

There is specifically a regulatory body that says I can't, after my dick grenade fiasco. Turns out 'nades that can only be armed by penises is not inclusive and I'm not allowed to design anything for the military for another seven years.

[Slurpee]

fuck. well there goes that plan. thanks, obama

[PhantomCatClock]

obama did everything he could. I was just worn out by the lengthy pretrial and i wanted it to be over

[VCRClock]

it's sick as hell that a group of people can just call themselves the World Martial Arts Council regardless of

isn't there some martial arts equivalent of the UN (but you know not as lame) in DBZ that's responsible for deciding who the greatest fighter ever is

[Slurpee]

there's a World Martial Arts Tournament and a chairman in charge who is a dog man, but I don't think Toriyama went into the specifics of what gave him that authority

[PhantomCatClock]

I mean, if you're the first to claim it, the masters will come to you, otherwise they're not competing with the other masters


it's new seeds of old money, and we need to cash in on it before every concept like this is taken up



except the hand grenade one. we can't do that.

[RobClock]

I've been watching The Handmaids Tale for the last week now and it's beautifully shot and compelling narratively. I don't want to spoil anything but by the third season the principal character's seemingly impenetrable plot armour begun to irk me and I became much more invested in what Rory from Gilmore Girls is up to.

[JellyClock]

i watched the first season of handmaids tale, because i love the book. but as the book ends at roughly the same point as the first season, i stopped watching.

[PannacottaClock]

I was reading an article today and it was interrupted by an ad that prevented scrolling until you watched it and it lasted like ten seconds. Have you ever come across something like this??????? I don't read enough articles to know if this is a common thing

Completely unbelievable like what the fuck even youtube ads are mostly at least in the beginning of the video and they won't interrupt my reading no wonder our attention spans are becoming shorter it's all because of this ad

I don't need to read this site i'll be boycotting it from now on

[PhantomCatClock]

I have autoplay turned off on my phone, on which I pay for data, and fucking unrelated—or worse, entirely related but redundant—videos play in the middle of articles. I've blocked sites from my news aggregator thing because of it

[Slurpee]

can you guys help me fill this out?



so far I know that "knuckles" goes in one of the blue boxes

[PhantomCatClock]

my oc is slurpeeclock the soft-shelled armadillo and his parents are sonic, tials, knucklse, dr eggman, amy, rogue, big, shadow, and robotnik

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I would name my kids Kragok and Jordan too

[PannacottaClock]

I'm afraid Knuckles goes in multiple blue boxes

[PhantomCatClock]

I hope Jordan and Jordann got along

[Slurpee]

I would name my kids Kragok and Jordan too

I hope Jordan and Jordann got along

lmfao

[RobClock]

I bet Jamba could fill that in without assistance

[PhantomCatClock]

it's a trick question. Rory isn't even on the list.

[VCRClock]

employing a cryptoquip-esque strategy here and assuming that everyone with a silly hyphenated suffix at the end of their name is the descendent of someone else with a silly hyphenated suffix at the end of their name, and the boring mfs like Aaron and Matthias, who marry in from outside the family, are so fucking boring that nobody cared to canonically establish who their parents are