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Farted by IvysaurClock, February 13, 2008, 04:51:35 AM

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PirateClock

this is the internets, we make fun of everybody!
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TruncheonClock

Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1222966I just don't see how a six year age difference has anything to do with a party truck.


Quote from: billiardball10;1222959and, well.. when you say that ''you wwas busy together'' what you mean? you.. you two have... party time?:o

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Uh-huh
Surfaces once every so often, As though he's unable to let go of the past

Thor

so have you found out about chalks erectile dysfunction yet?
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: PIRATECLOCK;1222241Snake you aren't defending ivysaur as much as you defend every other female internet user ever,  she ain't pretty enough for yah?

Because:

1. Ivysaur isn't pretty enough
2. She has a boyfriend

CaramelAppleClock

Quote from: Mr. EtchASketch;1222100When I'm 23 I will definitely come here to find some cute 17 year old.
:x

Hey son, back in my days, we had to go through a test to enter the CC, so if you want in... bend over

Quote from: IvysaurClock;1222839No sex tape yet, and I really don't think we'd be able to get anyone to hold the camera for that, but for now I'm enjoying the fuck out of this. :)
well put

DNAClock

Guys im super fucking jealous... Why does asstank has an underage girl to fuck and I don't? Do I need to get fatter? What am I doing wrong :'(?
NO YOUTUBE IN SIGNATURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SoBe Clock

Quote from: Δ;1223593no ivysaur is the asstank

Actually Ivysaur is the one in green in that video, chalk is the one in black.

Quote from: IvysaurClock;1223381I'm the green. :P

Soup Clock

Wait WTF did I miss?
ass whore

PirateClock

Quote from: Souper Mod;1223646Wait WTF did I miss?

im pregnant and i want to keep it
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LambdaClock

what a shitty thread I'm sorry

EtchASketchClock

Quote from: IvysaurClock;1223381Yeah. You can make another ten pages of insults if it makes you happy. :)

For the love of god.
Take Care... Spike Your Hair!
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patriotclock

Quote from: IvysaurClock;1223381I'm the green. :P

It's kinda sad just how many people are only making comments about our appearance. Like you can't base a relationship around anything other than what someone looks like? It just makes you look bitter and lonely.


Yeah. You can make another ten pages of insults if it makes you happy. :)

You are right I am bitter and lonely because you and chalk are fat and ugly. Now i get it.

patriotclock

Quote from: Δ;1223671i would prefer if fat and ugly chicks didnt want to sleep with me because then they would stop trying to dress slutty and exposing all their fat rolls

Oh yes fat slutty chicks dress like they are skinny and slutty. It is quite the appalling sight.

PirateClock

you know im usually a troll myself but in this case i think you guys need to chill, considering i actually like ivysaur cause she has shown that she can handle a bit  of satire (flash, jokes etc) and i admit that meeting a guy half way across the world that you met on the internetz is a bit wierd, but hammering on how " fat ugly bla bla unorginal crap"  all the time seems a bit low.

let's instead make fun of them cause chalk took a 20 hour flight to meet an underage girl he met over the net!
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EtchASketchClock

Quote from: PIRATECLOCK;1223679let's instead make fun of them cause chalk took a 20 hour flight to meet an underage girl he met over the net!

Ivysaur ain't underage in the outback.
..Even though they are not in the outback, but the US or UK or wherever the fuck Ivysaur is.
Argument invalid lol.
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SnakeClock

Quote from: Suffering Mysterious Fox;1222350Bhahhahaa I love you so much

That's nice; he probably doesn't love you.

Quote from: Δ;1222879jesus fucking christ snakeclock you are such a loser. i had to quote this over 5 pages just to tell you how much of a loser you are for posting this.

You're drunk again. :ohdear:

LambdaClock

gas this horrid monstrosity of a thread please

SnakeClock

Quote from: Δ;1223786im snakeclock heres another depressing post about my nonexistant love life

I'm TriangleClock, I'm clearly not gay. I mean, look at my avatar!

Also, people have no value if they do not put their penis in vaginas.

SnakeClock

Quote from: Δ;1223798you're right i have a girl in my avatar that must mean im gay. if i was straight id have a giant erect dick as my avatar

Mustn't leave anything to chance. Your next avatar will probably be a Hummer.