MAP UP BITCH STEP THE FUCK UP GITCHA GAME UP GOTTA STAY DOIN BIG THANGS

hell yeah

Any mods wanting to risk a demod would really raise the stakes.

Ban me for 744 hours if he fails...

if he succeeds ban me for 2 years

Quote from: Δ;1227213stop placing bets retards

Man, the good ones ALWAYS come after it closes.

Quote from: Toon Link;1226896You won't go for someone in their thirties but library chicks and barbers are okay?

coffeeshop = library?

Is there a female noun for barber?
Hair stylist would serve the purpose.
Barber sounds like a man.
Is that it snake?
Is that how it is?
I don't hate you for your opinion on the same sex.
I don't shun you for it.
It's okay.
I understand.
Just kidding.
You know how I can get.
Like that one time at the mall.
Hahaha, such fun.
Oh wait, you weren't there.
It was awesome.
I got a new hat.
Was really bad ass.
Then the next day I had a tooth pulled.
Hurt like a bitch.
Speaking of bitches.
GET A MOVE ON THIS CHALLENGE!

thats a very long haiku

Barber is a unisex term, Sporks.

Quote from: Ã,¶Ã,¡ηӄ;1227301Barber is a unisex term, Sporks.

Unisex
Unicycle
Same thing.
All include a wheel and a set of those fancy forks.
Which I would love for my kitchen.

You're really quite loose
With some poems of certain kinds
Dear Arctic Swirl Clock.

Poems are indeed.
A way of some expression.
Loose is but unique.
 
In this thread a game.
Betting on some big time bans.
Who indeed shall win?
 
Also, mister snake clock,
Arctic Swirl is but three count.
Syllables that is.
 
Haiku is indeed
Funner than a buttload yes
Poems of excite
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
...ment

Snake Clock gets a girl
That's what we all place bets on
Success or Failure

Quote from: Jigglypuff;1227335Snake Clock gets a girl
That's what we all place bets on
Success or Failure

*Medeival ballad tone*
 
Twas snakeclock who went in the woods this month.
 
oh yay oh yay
 
To find himself some tang indeed.
 
oh yay oh yay
 
buuuuuut, when he finds some man sausage there,
falls in love with a "woman" named bear.
with him and his lover the butt, they share.
ooooooh they have not but a caaaaaaaaarrrreee...
 
In the world.
 
Oh yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyeah
 
*Lute solo*

Quote from: Δ;1227357snakeclock stop posting shitty haikus and pick up a girl so i can get banned from this filth already

Double negatives never helped.

this is an occasion where I want to get banned, when I can prominently send a message to you saying... bow-chicka-bow-wow

Quote from: Max Headroom;1227363this is an occasion where I want to get banned, when I can prominently send a message to you saying... bow-chicka-bow-wow

This would be most appropriate.

Quote from: Δ;1227366snakeclock and shit is a double negative

I meant haiku and scoring women, but then again I woud be wrong because bitches love poetry.
 
Snake take your oriental magic word formations to some hot babes instead of us.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
 
 
 
 
Sry if this is double post.

more like snakeclock and girls double negative