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Farted by HeinekenClock, March 11, 2008, 03:20:14 PM

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HeinekenClock

FUCK

Update Tuesday, always resulting in Microsoft fucking up so hardcore they have to send more updates the day after.

Every first Tuesday of the month, I get updates for Vista. Vista's updates seem to be keen on one thing: raping the shit out of a perfectly fine computer. Every first tuesday and wednesday, a lot of software doesn't work.

I'll list what I have found not working since today's updates:

- Adobe Flash CS3
- Adobe PhotoShop CS3
- World of Warcraft
- Microsoft Powerpoint
- Microsoft Word (although it works, it's buggy)
- Zeus, Master of Olympus & Poseidon, Master of Atlantis
- Lego Racers (yes, I resorted to Lego Racers after WoW and Poseidon not working)
- My webcam
- The "pictures" folder doesn't show any files half the time.

EVERY FUCKING FIRST TUESDAY OF THE MONTH. It's waiting until Thursday where I'll get a lousy worthless update that takes 2 seconds to install before everything works again.

Kombucha


Slash

Turn updates off, end of problem.

HeinekenClock

Quote from: SlashClock;1250839Turn updates off, end of problem.
It will force them on you if you refuse a couple of times.

Exclamation Mark

My PC started to crash and go "whuuuuuuuuuuuuuHURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" because of one of the updates, I'm trying to figure out which one though.
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coalclock


AlbinoClock

Yeah, that's what you get for not listening to everyone in the world about how much Vista sucks. Get XP again or Ubuntu or something.

Wind-up Clock

This is why i haven't "upgraded" yet.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

RoboDeath Clock

i get updates and my pc doesnt fail. im using vista
HURRR

PirateClock

my flash doesnt work properly either:( i don't think i get updates everyweek though.
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

buttplug


PirateClock

still i can't say i hate microsoft cause im to much of a xbox fanboy.
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

peyoteclock

good thing i'm windows free!

CaramelAppleClock

I like it how the updates make their own products not work.

HeinekenClock

Pirate, it's every first tuesday of the month. They imaginatively called it "Update Tuesday" but it's more often referred to "Oh god, not again."

I got CS3 to work by reinstalling, WoW doesn't work yet, haven't checked out the rest.

blistablack

I threw my 360 into the street a few weeks ago, and stomped on it.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

TequilaClock

Looks like the problem is you need to buy Vista Ultimate edition.




See what I did there?

Blue

Shot yourself, end of problem.
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Marlin Clock

It's only two days in the month.

Read a book.

buttplug

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1267221It's only two days in the month.

Read a book.

Or he could have his computer work properly.