its freakin weird, I can hear it. he says weird crap like "its only five minutes" and "its gonna be there" what is he dreaming about man its weird

my brother use to be like that. and if you said stuff to him he'd reply.

Noteworthy.

I'm just noticing it now because we're in a hotel room and I'm using the Holday INN's internet at midnight and I keep thinking he's awake. I think he's dreaming of being a pizza guy or something maybe

If he's not one to wake up from noise, try and talk to him, like Pepino said he does. Conversations with sleeping people are great.

sooooooo..... you lie in bed with your brother?

Apparently, i once said in my sleep "let me just do this a minute; asfhkbxfethbbcsagffv" :\

"just let me get the chains off"

Did you know sleeping people cannot lie?
Try and ask him questions.

My brother used to do that all the time, but 95% of the time the words didn't make any sense, just a long string of letters attached.
"Don't leta um eria seaw saywai tuomm.."

once i slept over at my buddy's house. he sat up at like 2 am and look at me and said "all life is meaningless" and flopped back down. I was confused and said "what" and he replied with " don't worry ill use a sponge"

i sleep backwards when i talk.. or the other way around

my brother used to sleepwalk quite often. The most memorable moment was when he got up out of bed left his room ran to the back door, jumped the back gate(which was a really dodgey wooden one roughly 2 meters tall) and then knocked on the front door going "mummmmmmmm.....mummmmmmmm".

He didn't remember it at all when he woke up.

Crazy shit

i once wanked a guy in his sleep

Quote from: Pedgit;1256336i once wanked a guy in his sleep

WHAT?

Hahaha I do that
I once woke up and started talking to a pillow i remember being in a trance.. then i came out of it in the middle of talking to it.. and i was like " What the fuck? " It was kind of awesome.
But yeah i always talk in my sleep

I can't understand what my brother says in his sleep because I am too busy kissing him

One time one of my buddies came around me while I was sleeping and made enough noise to rouse me. I yelled, "What the fuck do you want?!" It was late at night and he told me that he just wanted to go to sleep in a whimpery tone. I never recalled me saying that at all, but I thought the story was funny.

Ask for his pin code and sensitive information you can blackmail him with.

I always mumble in my sleep, sometimes just intelligible hmmfrfhrhr but conversations have been had with me. I've also punched, humped and laughed in my sleep. haha