Quote from: FrankClock;1257827How do you connect one end of a string to 2 places? Also I just noticed the strings don't even match up to the part where its supposed to be attached at the body. Also I just watched a random IWP and cried.

Actually string instruments like cellos do have 2 tuners, big ones at the top, and fine tuners at the bottom :3

Quote from: VCRClock;1257828Well, uh, these are special strings. Instead of winding one wire around the core of the string, you wind two wires, and each one connects to two different places on the headstock... yeah, that's it! I'm sure that's what IWP meant to do.

Besides, who are we to question the all mighty IWP, whose rabid fans got my review deleted in less than 20 minutes.

                                        "Squirrely whup ass"
                                         by: ChaosDragon227
                                      date: 1 hour ago
                                                 Hilarious!
  DrClockzor, Foamy is meant purely for entertainment, not high-ranked professionalism, so quit your bitching.

Lol, somebody marked my review as useless, when I offered quite a few tips to the asshole from which this shit is released.

Quote from: my incredibly helpful newgrounds review"Why am I dignifying this with a review?"
by: dusted-brain
date: 3 minutes ago
I think it's just to lower the rating. Why don't you try something new instead of just depending on your preexisting fanbase for self-gratification? The whole Foamy thing got old at least three years ago, and it's getting to the point where it's obvious that you're just whoring for attention. Take some risks and bother learning more about Flash, and I might gain some small measure of respect for you. And by risks, I don't mean all of this "controversial" crap that you've been doing. We all know that since the majority of Newgrounds users have the same generic "cool" views about everything, anybody who does bother to argue with you will be too outnumbered by your fans to be noticed. What I mean is just doing something, anything, to step outside of this box that you've built yourself. Even if it just means fooling around with flash, experimenting to find new ways of doing things, and coming up with fresh, original characters and a new flash series with a new premise, please, make something for a reason other than appealing to your vast legion of idiots. Of course, I know that you won't read this. Even if you do, you're unlikely to follow my advice. Why? Because the Foamy cartoons make money. However, if you do, for some unfathomable reason, choose to follow my advice, I'm sure you'll be able to expand your artistic boundries far beyond their current limits. And if you do insist on keeping Foamy going, at least come up with some better material than his generic angry, rebellious posturing. Anyone who acts the way he does is a hypocrite.

Well, I'm sorry for the wall of text. But then, you of all people should understand rants.

Yeah I didn't bother to watch this whole thing, shit sucked.

When are we going to fetch Will to burn his feet like an aztec?

I DIDN'T EVEN WATCH IT! I 0'd IT COMPLETELY OUT OF SPITE OLOLOLOL.

must review.

LET'S ALL VOTE + ON MY REVIEW!

Infact, let's all vote + on reviews who agree this is horrible and - on all that mindlessly praise it.

Quote from: Misanthrope Antelope;1257919I DIDN'T EVEN WATCH IT! I 0'd IT COMPLETELY OUT OF SPITE OLOLOLOL.

must review.

Too much effort, just copypaste from a review of another illwillpress flash. Does it really make a difference?

SHUT YOUR DEFEATIST MOUTH RIGHT NOW YOU WHORE!

Quote from: Misanthrope Antelope;1257928SHUT YOUR DEFEATIST MOUTH RIGHT NOW YOU WHORE!

What? All I'm saying is that since all of his flashes are essentially identical, copying a review from another one wouldn't really have that different result from taking the time to write one. We're talking about time that illwillpress is not worthy of.

EDIT: Let's flag this review as abusive, just for the lols:

Quote from: some self-important idiot"Good God!"
by: Xion-Nightblade
date: 1 minute ago
Okay, message to the jerks who are making 0 rated comments and yet getting "useful" reviews while everyone else who gave this a NICE review get "useless" rated...You're giving these people the negative just because they like the series and you don't...so something tells me I'm going to get the negative just because I like Foamy and you don't...I like the Foamy series and Mr. Mathers is one of the funniest motherfuckers on the planet, because I happen to LIKE things that are funny, thank you! And this was funny, informative, and you jerkoffs should take alesson in this...It's not John Mathers's fault that his vids are good, and that he's getting this large ass fanbase and that you aren't and can't make a damn flash, or one that's good or better...LET IT SINK IN, FOAMY HATERS! It's not fair to Mr. Mathers, and if you don't like Foamy, then quit making uesless reviews like the one you're making!

oic.

If you want to get pedantic, everything this whole group is based on isn't worth our time, but we still do it...why? A) Because it's fun. and B) Because we're right.

Quote from: Misanthrope Antelope;1257932oic.

If you want to get pedantic, everything this whole group is based on isn't worth our time, but we still do it...why? A) Because it's fun. and B) Because we're right.

Well, you have two very good points there, and I suppose that my entire argument would have made me a hypocrite if I had written a review for any of his previous flashes, considering the giant text wall, so I agree.