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hey is this true for chugging beverages?

Farted by MarshmallowClock, March 24, 2008, 04:37:35 PM

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MarshmallowClock

Turn the tab the opposite way around, then consume.

It feels like i drink faster.

this is not supposed to be a stupid thread, btw. try it and tell me if i'm just I'm a edgy teen. I've gone through like 3 sodas already.

Scuba Clock

Quote from: Pedophile;1261996Turn the tab the opposite way around, then consume.

It feels like i drink faster.

this is not supposed to be a stupid thread, btw. try it and tell me if i'm just I'm a edgy teen. I've gone through like 3 sodas already.

Fuck! I just drank a soda and I'm trying to ration them because they're so delicious.

Do you pop the soda then turn the tab?
or
Do you turn the tab, pop, then consume?


TequilaClock


MarshmallowClock

Quote from: octorok clock;1261998Fuck! I just drank a soda and I'm trying to ration them because they're so delicious.

Do you pop the soda then turn the tab?
or
Do you turn the tab, pop, then consume?

Pop the tab then turn it. Then consume.

For your information, I can do 1 can in like ... 4-10 seconds.

When I don't turn it I can only do like 10-20 seconds, usually at like 15.

4 sodas consumed between my thought of this being true and my posting it on the forum.

RECORD BABY.

TequilaClock


MarshmallowClock

Quote from: TequilaClock;1262006

Si, es correcto.

Pretty nice drawing.

Loki Clock

It actually inhibits the flow of the liquid. The way I see that possibly making you consume faster is allowing you to turn it up more (creating pressure) but still pouring less of the liquid in, meaning you overload your mouth cavity less, allowing you to faster succeed your swallow with another, not needing to unturn the can. So it slows down the pour enough that you can keep it tilted while you chug without overflowing your mouth.

MarshmallowClock

Quote from: ZeitmiserZeitmesser;1262011It actually inhibits the flow of the liquid. The way I see that possibly making you consume faster is allowing you to turn it up more (creating pressure) but still pouring less of the liquid in, meaning you overload your mouth cavity less, allowing you to faster succeed your swallow with another, not needing to unturn the can. So it slows down the pour enough that you can keep it tilted while you chug without overflowing your mouth.

Understandable.

Here's one that I know is true though. Take a pen or something and pop a hole right above where the hole for the tab is (or anywhere near there really, even on the other side would work) and then chug for ultimate win. :o

HeinekenClock

Quote from: Pedophile;1262021Understandable.

Here's one that I know is true though. Take a pen or something and pop a hole right above where the hole for the tab is (or anywhere near there really, even on the other side would work) and then chug for ultimate win. :o

Something called an "airhole" which fills the vaccuum.

They automatically install this mechanism into juice cartons so it doesn't splash over your glass.

MarshmallowClock

Quote from: SpringOnionClock;1262028Something called an "airhole" which fills the vaccuum.

They automatically install this mechanism into juice cartons so it doesn't splash over your glass.

It doesn't always work. :o

:o :o :o

since when was that smiley lame?

I vote this:

TequilaClock

Mmmm kinda makes sense, however I don't want to have a soda rush in my mouth, I want it to last a decent time

MarshmallowClock

Quote from: TequilaClock;1262053Mmmm kinda makes sense, however I don't want to have a soda rush in my mouth, I want it to last a decent time

PUSSY ASS BITCH

TequilaClock

Quote from: Pedophile;1262058PUSSY ASS BITCH
YOU WANT THE CAN CUMSHOT YOUR MOUTH

AlbinoClock

Yeah, best way to chug is with a carb.

PepsiClock


catclock

Instead of chugging it just sit there and drink it >w

うんこ

Kodiakclock

Quote from: Konata Izumi;1262112Instead of chugging it just sit there and drink it >w>^>^^>W "]
Quote from: YoYoClock;1903849
KodiakClock - Super Butt

HeinekenClock

Also canned drinks are HOMOSEXUAL.

Sodas are fucked up because of the small hole which makes them into a nonstop flow of foam and beer tastes like metal.

Bottles4lyf

Kodiakclock

you know jackshit faggot, beer from a can doesn't taste like metal
Quote from: YoYoClock;1903849
KodiakClock - Super Butt

HeinekenClock

Quote from: ButtCowboy;1262116you know jackshit faggot, beer from a can doesn't taste like metal

I DONT GIVE A SHIT