So of lately, my eyes have been constantly welling up with tears, so much to the point that I can't see as perfectly as I'm used to with 20/20. I can't look at people in the eye normally, and winking has become an impossibility. Every thirty minutes or so, a big juicy tear drop drips down my cheek. I have concluded that the source of the problem may be one of:

a) My cat just gave birth to kittens, they all live in my room, I'm having allergic reactions with no other symptoms of allergies other than sneezing.

b) A potential brain tumor is creating pressure on my eyeballs, causing my tear ducts to be more active.

c) My girlfriend dumped me last year only to start going out with my friend during my vacation on Christmas break, and I am experiencing long term emotio/physical reactions.

This is really annoying. It's like having bad vision that can't be fixed with glasses.

Well, you'd certainly know it if answer C was the case.


Answer A seems like a somewhat logical choice.

Quote from: BrainChild;1265377Well, you'd certainly know it if answer C was the case.

Nah, I'm over that scorpion woman. But the day that I found out they were going out--He told me it after I had spent an entire day hanging out at the mall with them--My left eye started twitching quite involuntarily, which happens to be the same eye that has a big leak.

Also I'm tired of these adorable fucking cats, they wake me up for the stupidest crap.

Quote from: PGHIKASHKOOO;1265381Also I'm tired of these adorable fucking cats, they wake me up for the stupidest crap.

Like what

Maybe its sinusitis? Are you flu-ish?

Have you been raped recently?

Can't you offer him actual help?

The Answer is the Mix of the three

Quote from: Coal;1265404Can't you offer him actual help?

He is lazy.

I feel pretty good. Wish I could see. Darn cats, always shitting, and smelling horrible. Tearing up my comforter... tearing up my soul.....

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zaw coal my sweetie pie

will you read me a story before I go to sleep?

alright

once upon a time there was a tapeworm larvae hatching in the intestines of a young clockling. his name was Ted, and he was excited to see the world. as he hatched, tapeworm ted thought, "hmm, i can leave the intestines and see what lies beyond what was to be my life confinement! what wonders could possibly await me?"
soon enough he wriggled out into the beyond, the horizons painted with hope. he pulled out his trusty map; his first stop was the gall bladder...

his journey was tiresome, but he pressed onward in the face of weariness. as he approached the gall bladder, an on rush of

juices, i guess

blasted at him

whatever was tapeworm ted to do?

and then tapeworm ted died, the end


sleep well, sweetheart

Try moving then to a different room for a day and see what happens. Or eat them.